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 Retina knows who his opponents will be. Their names are:
As you can see, Indigo Retina has
a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holdings of
Texas and Illinois ensure a strong second half of the campaign for him.
The electoral vote totals will be as such for this week of the campaign in 2020:
The popular vote for this week in 2020 will be as such:
After the dust settled from Zeus' acquisition of most of New England's electoral votes, he set out to find the perfect vice-presidential candidate he believed would lead him to victory. After careul consideration of many candidates, including Neil Patrick Harris, Jeff Goldblum, the Flying Nun, and even Barney the Dinosaur, Zeus decided that the only person who came close to his perception of the ideal VP candidate was Artie, The Strongest Man in the World from the critically-acclaimed Nickelodeon sitcom "The Adventures of Pete and Pete" (1993-1996) Artie has the qualities of wit, cunning, strength, fortitude, and determination. All good qualities. As an added bonus, Artie is also an accomplished politician with the White House in his sights. The electoral college held firm with the news, as voters went over the news and attempted to gauge the impact of Zeus's decision. Zeus will have a long way to go to overcome Indigo Retina's 182 electoral votes. "Expect the (electoral) college to shift again next week, when the news sinks in and polls reflect the results. We have yet to see if this will help or hurt Zeus's chances." Drew Porter, an election analyst for the New Orleans Sentinel said in an interview. In a statement released by DiChezzerai HQ, Mr. DiChezzerai showed his respect for Zeus' decision and wished him good luck, even though "we're going to kick your ass in the Electoral College anyway"Back to the Campaign Trail Headline Links
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