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Updated 9/04/01
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BBWW, Deity, Tragically Hip Party Conventions Held
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Retina knows who his opponents will be. Their names are:
 
Nelson DiChezzerai
Blinky Blinky Wicky Wacky Party Candidate

Zeus
Deity Party Candidate

Satch DeLeon
Tragically Hip Party Candidate


Picky McNotuse:
BBWW Party VP Candidate

Deity Party VP Candidate
Artie The Strongest Man in the World

Scruff McGruff:
Tragically Hip Party Candidate


Electoral College--7/7/2020

Updated Electoral College as of 7/22/2020
As you can see, Indigo Retina has a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holdings of Texas and Illinois ensure a strong second half of the campaign for him.

The electoral vote totals will be as such for this week of the campaign in 2020:

Indigo Retina 182 (formerly 194)
Satch DeLeon 166 (formerly 178)
Nelson DiChezzerai 174 
Zeus 24

The popular vote for this week in 2020 will be as such:

Indigo Retina 36% (formerly 35%)
Satch DeLeon 27% (formerly 31%)
Nelson DiChezzerai 29% (formerly 26%)
Zeus 4%
Undecided 4%

Campaign Headlines:
BBWW, Deity, Tragically Hip Conventions Held:
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The Deity, Tragically Hip, and Blinky-Blinky-Wicky-Wacky Party Conventions were held over the past 3 weeks and, much to the surprise of everyone involved, only 2 riots broke out total in the 3 cities. 2 in 3 ain't bad, I say! Some highlights are below:

Deity Party Convention:

         Special guest stars Athena, Aphrodite, Odysseus, and Aaron Carter wowed audiences with their presence.

         The event acquired ratings of 10 million viewers, being beaten out by the hit ABC sitcom "Dharma and Greg 2: Book of Shadows". Tragically Hip Party Convention:

        
Satch DeLeon accepted his party's nomination with a record-breaking 55 American flags standing behind him.

BBWW Party Convention:

        In his most spectacular show of political showmanship to date, Nelson DiChezzerai informed everyone that he "Does the Dew" rather frequently.        

        The event was nearly ruined when protesters slipped past security by using the old "pretend-someone's-sick-then-steal-officer's-gun-and-make-him-let-you-past" trick


Reaction to these occurences is still being gauged and polls are hardly indicative, at this time, of how the election might turn out. We will have to find out if this changes the electoral college, which Indigo Retina currently leads by 16 votes.

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