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 Retina knows who his opponents will be. Their names are:
As you can see, Indigo Retina has
a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holding of
Texas ensures a strong second half of the campaign for him.
The electoral vote totals will be as such for this week of the campaign in 2020:
The popular vote for this week in 2020 will be as such:
Campaign Headlines: Scandal Rocks Campaigns Scruff McGruff Secrets Exposed This week, scandal rocked the campaign of Satch DeLeon and Scruff McGruff, as pictures from McGruff's past have surfaced. These pictures seem innocent to the untrained eye but downright insulting to more trained members of the optically-abled community. Take a look for yourself...
As soon as news broke of this scandal, Scruff McGruff issued a statement blatantly denying these allegations, despite the circumstances of the pictures' discovery. The pictures were found in a locked air-tight box at the bottom of the Potomac, a box that allegedly formerly belonged to the VP candidate. What was the discoverer doing at the bottom of the Potomac? "It beats us," Drew Porter of the El Paso Herald said this week, "All we know is that the pictures are probably from his more desperate years before becoming the nation's leading talking anti-crime dog. Statements released this week by other candidates condemned the pictures and warned voters against putting such a characterless dog in office. Scruff responded by defending himself, insisting that he would "take a bite out of the ass of the person who started this mess". Later, Scruff Junior issued a statement defending Scruff McGruff, and "on a personal note, Mrs. Quincy, could you bring home the Milkbone please? I'm beggin' ya'!" Meanwhile, the states too close to call are still in that column after a week of little change in polls. Retina is currently in Arkansas as part of a plan for reinforcing his weaker-held states. DeLeon is trying to swing the vote his way in Illinois. DiChezzerai is in Nevada after polls there showed a possible swing towards the BBWW camp. Zeus remained in Olympia, WA all this week. Sources reveal that he was being fed fresh-picked grapes by Hera. The American people are easily swayed by scandal. This may hurt DeLeon's Electoral College status. We have yet to see.Back to the Campaign Trail Headline Links
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