Retina knows who his opponents will be.
Their names are:
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Nelson DiChezzerai
Blinky Blinky Wicky Wacky
Party Candidate
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Zeus
Deity Party Candidate
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Satch DeLeon
Tragically Hip Party Candidate
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Picky McNotuse:
BBWW Party VP Candidate |
Deity Party VP Candidate
Artie The Strongest Man in the World
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Scruff McGruff:
Tragically Hip Party Candidate |
Electoral College--10/05/2020 |
Updated Electoral
College as of 10/17/2020 |
As you can see, Indigo Retina has
a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holding of
Texas ensures a strong second half of the campaign for him.
The electoral vote totals will be as such
for this week of the campaign in 2020:
| Indigo
Retina |
151
(formerly 160) |
| Satch
DeLeon |
122
(formerly 113) |
| Nelson DiChezzerai |
148 (formerly
166) |
| Zeus |
83
(unchanged since last week) |
| Too
Close to Call |
51
(Wisconsin, Illinois, Connecticut, Tennessee, Iowa,
Minnesota, North
Carolina) |
The popular vote for this week in 2020
will be as such:
| Indigo
Retina |
36%
(formerly 35%) |
| Satch
DeLeon |
28%
(formerly 27%) |
| Nelson DiChezzerai |
28% (formerly
29%) |
| Zeus |
4% |
| Undecided |
4% |
Campaign
Headlines:
With
1 Week Left, Campaigns Enter Final Stage
Exclusive
Look at Candidates Views, Personalities, Policies.
With 1 week left in the race
for the White House, the candidates have moved their campaigns into the
final stage. The Electoral College has settled down from it's previous
state of flux, with states moving in and out of candidates' camps seemingly
without rhyme or reason. Now, with an electoral college severely fragmented,
and with Indigo Retina, the leader with 151 electoral votes, only ahead
by 3 votes, who can say for certain what the outcome will be. Several states
remain too close to call. If Satch DeLeon can pick up those too-close-to-call
states, as he has vowed, he will win the Presidency. Similarly, Nelson
DiChezzerai can regain his former states and have a reasonable chance of
winning. However, it will be a real uphill battle for Zeus.
Now, before Americans vote for the candidate that will lead the free world
for the next 4 years, it would be good for them to know what each one stands
for, what that one will most likely do in office, and their solutions for
several social problems. Being the foremost election news column on the
Election of 2020, it stands to reason that we should be the one to inform
the public fully on this exclusive look at the candidates. Now, here is
a side-to-side comparison of the candidates.
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DeLeon has been running
extensive negative ads on Zeus, such as the one above. |
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Indigo
Retina |
Satch
DeLeon |
Nelson
DiChezzerai |
Zeus |
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The
Issues
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| Deficit |
Cut spending |
Raise taxes a "tiny bit" |
Initiate Budget Reform |
Demand a sacrifice |
| Welfare Reform |
Yes |
Not needed |
Initiate later in term |
"That's a trick question" |
| Foreign Policy |
Strengthen relations with
Asian nations |
Use financial leverage to
demand peace in Middle East. |
"Nuke 'em all" |
"You'd have to ask my proposed
Secretary of State Poseidon" |
| Domestic Policy |
Keep everything running smoothly |
"Improving jobless rate is
key." |
Continue integrity of Presidency |
Demand a sacrifice |
| Energy Crisis |
"Discover new energy sources
through research." |
"It's in the Earth: let's
go get it." |
"All Americans should consume
energy drinks and bars in order to compensate for the current energy crisis." |
"An oil rig in every garage
and a coal furnace near every table" |
| Space exploration |
Mars by 2025. |
Mars by 2130 |
Mars by 2030 |
"Ahem, that's Aries to you,
pal" |
| Missile Defense |
Impossible to afford |
Necessary for survival of
America |
"I'll tell you who'll need
missile defense... everyone else." |
"Who needs missile defense
when I can blow it out of the sky with my shiny discus." |
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The
Person
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| Home State |
Pennsylvania |
West Virginia |
California |
N/A |
| Age: |
37 |
40 |
35 |
3,000 |
| Experience |
Senator, Party founder |
Governor |
CEO, NelsonCorp |
God |
| Future plans: |
President of USA |
President of USA |
President of USA |
President of USA |
| Likes: |
Comedy, Apples |
Pudding, aviation |
Punk music, balanced budget |
Sacrifices, Ambrosia |
| Dislikes: |
Closed time-like curves |
Seals |
The 1924 Russian Olympic Team |
His wife, Hera. |
Check in next week,
when we will have constant updates as to the progression of Election Night.
Who will win the Election of 2020? Find out next week!
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