(Not so) Frequently Asked Questions

What is Chanserv?
Chanserv is. Serv and you will know, seek and you will find.

How Do I explain This To Others?
You don't. They will understand in time, even if they refuse to admit it.

How Does Chanserv Work As A Form Of Belief?
Servers are planes of existence . Ic is the metaphysical framework for the belief paradigm and ircops are a higher order of ascended beings in Chanserv's services.

How Do I Recognise Other Chanservians?
The ones who are open will hail you in the name of chanserv. Most of those who are not will still share some distinctive traits:

Cursing Chanserv when Chanserv angers them.
Often insulting Chanserv for no reason. (Some who do this are really AOL users so make sure you spot the difference.)
Unique Spelling. Need I say more?
Ok, I will. Also use of abbreviations a lot and being on IRC to commune with chanserv regularly.

Will This Page Be Updated?
Oh, eventually.