The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking |
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1- 4:30 AM (Apparently They Were Travelling Abroad) Written: solo Running Time: 3:12 Rating: ***** Comments: This song is not much on its own, but that holds true for the majority of songs on this album. However, the entire album together, which has been said to be just one long song with many different parts, this song serves its purpose. It begins the narrative, and introduces the beautiful and haunting melody that runs throughout this musical masterpiece. Lyrics: we were moving away from the border looking for somewhere to sleep the two of us sharing the driving two hitch hikers slumped in the back seat i sneaked a quick look in the mirror she gave me a smile i said "is anyone hungry? should we stop for awhile?" so we pulled off into a layby her dress blew up over her head i said "would you like to come with me?" she said something foreign under her breath and the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs i thought to myself, she's much too good for him i lay down beside her with tears in my eyes she said... Words: apparently they were travelling abroad and they picked up some hitchhikers...wake up, you're dreaming... what?...you're dreaming...we were moving away from the border...uh, what border?...have a nice day...uh...have a nice day |
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2- 4:33 AM (Running Shoes) Written: solo Running Time: 4:08 Rating: ***** Comments: This song continues the narrative from the first one, with a powerful burst of music. Roger starts this one off with a thorough belting out of strong lyrics. After the fast, strong music, it regresses back to the original melody, and leads right into the next song before the track ends. This may have been an editting mistake, but it doesn't matter as long as you're listening to the entire album together, which is really the only way to do it. Lyrics: so i stood by the roadside, the soles of my running shoes gripping the tarmac like gunmetal magnets fixed on the front of her fassbinder face was the kind of smile that only a rather dull child could have drawn while attempting a graveyard in the moonlight but she was impressed, you could see that she thought i looked fine and when she turned sweeter, the reason between you and me was she'd just seem my green lambourghini i think it was the moon gleaming so we went for a spin in the country to feel the wind in our hair to feel the power of my engine to feel the thrill of desire and then in the trees, i heard a twig snap warning lights flashed on my map i opened my eyes and to my surprise... ...there were arabs with knives at the foot of the bed right at the foot of the bed oh my god, how did they get in here? i thought we were safe home in england she said, "come on now kid, it was wrong what you did you got to admit it was wrong what you did you got to admit it was wrong" Words: oh god...jesus... |
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3- 4:37 AM (Arabs With Knives And West German Skies) Written: solo Running Time: 2:17 Rating: **** Comments: This is such a beautiful song, although it is not one of the stronger ones on the album. You begin to understand the narrative here. The speaker is describing his dreams of a tortured sleep in the early morning. This song describes just some random thoughts that are going through his mind. Lyrics: sleep, sleep, i know that i'm only dreaming through closed eyes i see west german skies on the ceiling and i want to get back to the girl with the rucksack to feel her flaxen hair i want to be there see the sun going down behind the krupps steelworks on the outskirts of some german town thank you, but... this young lady and i will just finish this bottle of wine it was kind of you, but... i think we'll just say goodnight goodnight Words: leave her alone, get out, get out of my house!...guten abend meiner damen un herren ha ha ha ha, willkommen in konigsburg ha ha ha ha, wollen zie danzen mit mir oder drinken bier? ha ha ha ha...leave us alone...leave us alone...could i have the key to one four three please?...there you are...thank you, goodnight...hello, yes, i'd like to order breakfast please, i'd like coffee for two, and toast with marmalade...no, marmalade |
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4- 4:39 AM (For The First Time Today-Part 2) Written: solo Running Time: 2:02 Rating: **** Comments: This is a short, simple, and beautiful song. The music varies between a couple different good melodies, and the saxophone speaks the words between the lines that Waters belts out. Lyrics: for the first time today i held her naked body next to mine in this hotel overlooking the rhine i made her mine ooh babe...ooh babe come with me, and stay with me please stay with me stay with me stay with me stay with me stay with me...stay with me Words: uh, what time is it?...no...forget it |
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5- 4:41 AM (Sexual Revolution) Written: solo Running Time: 4:41 Rating: ***** Comments: This song is kind of an acquired taste. It doesn't sound too great at first, but after only a few listens, you can feel the power of it, and realise that this song is not only about sex. Lyrics: hey girl, take out the dagger and let's have a stab at the sexual revolution hey girl, let freedom from all be our rallying call tomorrow lets make our new resolution yeah, but tonight lie still while i plunder your sweet grave and remember: only the poor can be saved hey girl, as i've always said that i prefer your lips red not what the good lord made, but what he intended hey girl, don't point the finger at me i am only a rat in a maze like you (only the dead go free) so, please hold my hand as we blunder through the maze and remember: nothing can grow without rain (ooh shoo wop shoo wop ooh) ooh...don't point (don't point) your finger (your finger) at me i awoke in a fever the bedclothes were all soaked in sweat she said "you've been having a nightmare and it's not over yet" then she picked up the doggy in the window the one with the waggly tail and she put him to bed between two bits of bread |
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6- 4:47 AM (The Remains Of Our Love) Written: solo Running Time: 3:09 Rating: **** Comments: This great song is probably the worst on the album. It basically just serves as a transition between the first half of the narrative to the second. Basically, the dream shifts from one type of imagined lifestyle, the roaming hitch hiker's, to another, the settled family man. This gets a little confusing, but so are real dreams. Lyrics: i just cowered in the corner my pyjama coat over my head and she smiled as she finished her sandwich and her cold eyes fixed me to my dark history as she brushed the remains of our love from the bed and when she had turned back the covers when all of the prayers had been read she said, "come on over here, you silly boy before you catch your death of cold i was only joking let's leave behind the city grime let's not compete it could be fine in the country couldn't it though? come on let's go" i said "ok" Words: are we going to go now?...where would you like to go, darling?...mmm, vermont, wyoming, yes...wyoming, huh huh...children...what?...we're going to wyoming...darling, which way is wyoming?...hook a right here...you're going the wrong way...i know that...i know, children, let's see how many volvos we pass on the way to our new life in the country...one...jay, don't do that, that's really negative |
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7- 4:50 AM (Go Fishing) Written: solo Running Time: 6:59 Rating: ***** Comments: This is one of the most unique songs ever written, a ballad of country life. The music varies between melodies, but keeps one strong tune running throughout. The singing ranges from soft murmuring to loud belting, and goes back and forth between levels of power. This song tells a sad story of its own within the greater sad story of this album. The end is one of the most powerful musical moments that Waters has written. Lyrics: as cars go by i cast my mind's eye over back packs on roof racks beyond the horizon, where dream makers working white plastic processors invite the unwary to reach for the pie in the sky go fishing, my boy we set out in the spring with a trunk full of books about everything about solar devices and how nice natural childbirth is we cut down some trees and trailed our ideals through the forest glade we dammed up the stream and the kids cooled their heals in the fishing pool we made we held hands and we exchanged bands and we practically lived off the land you adopted a fox cub whose mother was somebody's coat you fed him by hand and then snuggled him down in the grandfather bed while i wrote and we grew our own maize and i only occasionally went into town to stock up on antibiotics and shells for the shotgun that i kept around i told the kids stories while you worked your loom and the sun went down sooner each day then the leaves all fell down our crops all turned brown it was over as the first snowflakes fell i realised all was not well in the camp the kids caught bronchitis the space heater ran out of diesel one weekend a friend from the east rot his soul, stole your heart i said, "fuck it then take the kids back to town maybe i'll see you around" yeah, yeah! yeah, i said, "go now!" she said, "o.k." and so leaving all our hopes and dreams to the wind and the rain taking only our stash left our litter and trash and set out on the road again on the road again...on the road again Words: chapter six, in which eeyore has a birthday and gets two presents...daddy, come on dad...eeyore the old grey donkey stood my the side of the stream and he looked at himself in the water, "pathetic," he said, "that's what it is,"..."good morning, eeyore," said pooh, "oh," said pooh, he thought for a long time...bye bye, daddy... |
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8- 4:56 AM (For The First Time Today-Part 1) Written: solo Running Time: 1:38 Rating: ***** Comments: This reprise is even more beautiful than the first (or maybe the second). The lyrics are poetic and heart-braking, and carry the narrative on from the brief bizarre moment it had describing family life. The speaker is now back on the road, embittered by his lover having left him for another man. This is an example of how some aspects of dreams can carry on to new parts of the dream, even though the basic plot changes. Lyrics for the first time today i feel it's really over you were my everyday excuse for playing deaf, dumb, and blind and who'd have ever thought that this was how it would end for you and me? to carry my own millstone out of the trees and i have to admit i don't like it a bit being left here beside this lonesome road (lonesome road) (lonesome road) |
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9- 4:58 AM (Dunroamin, Duncarin, Dunlivin) Written: solo Running Time: 3:03 Rating: **** Comments: This song starts out pretty weak, and doesn't get much better. Still, it has that same good melody that has been running and reprising itself throughout the album. The lyrics serve to reinforce the narrative, and give it that hitch-hiker twist. The song follows the speaker as he expresses his woes to the trucker who has picked him up from the side of the road, and ends with the trucker having his fill and kicking him off. Lyrics: i nailed ducks to the wall kept my heart in dark ruins i built bungalows all over the hills dunroamin, duncarin, dunlivin took my girl to the country to sleep out under the moon next thing, she's going crazy she waits for the real mr. right to come gently removing her heart with his promises of real communication who's always picking up the tab? who built a bungalow for his mum and dad? me who took you out to all the shows? who worked his fingers to the bone? me while you were asleep who kept you in buttons and bows? so you could encourage this creep with his neat feet and his clean fingernails with his wise, but twinkling eyes he's a rock standing out in an ocean of doubt and compromise i'd like to go on with this bit of a song describing this schmuck i'd like to go on... but i'm gonna throw up! Words: hey kid, you looking for a lift? get on up here, how's it going good buddy?...women are like that kid, what the hell can you do?...i saw a program about that on tv...me! me! it was me, i did!...christ all those clothes...get moving, get off the road you goddamn faggot...not in my rig you don't boy...get the hell out of here! |
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10- 5:01 AM (The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking-Part 10) Written: solo Running Time: 4:36 RANKING: #5 ******* Comments: This is the best song on the album, and one of the greatest songs that Roger Waters has ever recorded. It'll have you moving the first time you hear it. The lyrics are awesome and funny, and the music is fast, up-beat, and powerful. You'll want to memorize the lyrics to this song right away just so you can sing along to them. This song culminates and sums up the concept of the entire album. It's just a really awesome track, with an intense fast melody, and an excellent instrumental featuring one of the greats, Eric Clapton, who plays guitar for every song on the album, yet really shines here. Lyrics: an angel in a harley pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone (shoop shoop shoop) puts his bike up on a stand, leans back and then extends a scarred, and greasy hand he says "how you doin', bro? where you been? where you going?" then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone a housewife from encino, whose husband's on the golf course with his book of rules (shoop shoop shoop) breaks and makes a u and idles back to take a second look at you you flex your rod fish takes the hook sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath! another number in your little black book... these are the pros and cons of hitch hiking these are the pros and cons of hitch hiking ooh babe, i must be dreaming... i was standing on the leading edge the eastern seaboard spread before my eyes "jump" said yoko ono "i'm too scared and too good looking" i cried "go on" she said, "why don't you give it a try? why prolong the agony? all men must die!" do you remember dick tracy? do you remember shane? (shoop shoop shoop) could you see him selling tickets where the buzzard circles over the body on the plane? did you understand the music, yoko or was it all in vain? bitch said something mystical so i stepped back on the kerb again..woo! these are the pros and cons of hitch hiking these are the pros and cons of hitch hiking ooh babe, i must be dreaming again these are the pros and cons of hitch hiking... Words: have a nice day...and mother wants you...shane...herro |
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11- 5:06 AM (Every Stranger's Eyes) Written: solo Running Time: 4:48 Other Versions: In The Flesh Rating: ***** Comments: This is just a simple, beautiful song. The lyrics are easygoing and poetic, and the music that backs them up has a nice, comfortable melody. The song becomes more powerful at the end when Waters starts belting out the lyrics again, and adds new layers of emotion to the song. It takes a few listens to appreciate this song, but it is a fantastic work of lyric and music. Lyrics: in truck stops and hamburger joints in cadillac limousines in the company of has-beens and bent-backs, and sleeping forms on pavement steps in libraries and railway stations in books and banks in the pages of history in suicidal cavalry attacks i recognise... myself in every stranger's eyes and in wheelchairs by monuments under tube trains and commuter accidents in council care and country courts at easter fairs in seaside resorts in drawing rooms and city morgues in award winning photographs of life rafts in the china seas in transit camps, under arc lamps on unloading ramps in faces blurred by rubber stamps i recognise... myself in every stranger's eyes and now, from where i stand upon this hill i plundered from the pool i look around, i search the skies i shade my eyes, so nearly blind and i see signs of half remembered days i hear bells that chime in strange familiar ways i recognise... the hope you kindle in your eyes it's all so easy now as we lie here in the dark nothing interferes, it's obvious how to beat the tears that threaten to snuff out the spark of our love Words: hello...you wanna cup of coffee?...i'm sorry, would you like a cup of coffee?...ok, do you take cream and sugar? |
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12- 5:11 AM (The Moment Of Clarity) Written: solo Running Time: 1:28 Other Versions: [partly] The Wall (film) Rating: ***** Comments: This is the beautiful ending to this amazing album. Here is where everything makes sense, hence the title, as the narrative ends with the man waking up, and checking to see if his lover is still with him. Like the entire album, it works on several levels, and has a deeper meaning if you look more into it. But whatever meaning you think this song or album has, you cannot deny that it's a solid piece of good music. Lyrics: then the moment of clarity faded like charity does sometimes i opened one eye... and i put out my hand just to touch your soft hair to make sure in the darkness that you were still there and i have to admit, i was just a little afraid ooh yeah...but then... i had a little bit of luck, you were awake i couldn't take another moment alone |
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Released: 1984 by Columbia Records Running Time: 42:09 Ranking: #2 out of 7 solo albums Album Highlight: 5:01 AM (The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking-Part 10) Album Weak Point: 4:47 AM (The Remains Of Our Love) Average Song Rating: ***** Comments: Really just one long song with many parts, the songs of this album do not work on their own, with two exceptions (tracks 10 and 11), but together they form an incredible piece of music. The songs take you through a narrative account of one man's tortured sleep in the early hours of the morning, and while it takes a few listens to understand the stream of consciousness, once it's understood it's actually quite brilliant. It's a solid and terrific album. |
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