Countries visited: 7

Big cities visited: 14

Rolls of exposed film: 27

Most impressive work of art: Michelangelo's David

Coolest party town: Lagos, Portugal

Most time spent in one town: 8 days. Lagos, Portugal

Most disappointing city: Madrid, Spain (except for the football riots!)

Most relaxing and untouristed town: Hallstatt, Austria

Most surprisingly awesome city: Marrakesh, Morocco

Craziest Drivers: Naples, Italy

Place I'd most likely take a woman on a romantic getaway: Positano, Italy

Number of mugging attempts by monkeys: 1

Beers/Wine/Sangria drank: Pretty close to infinity

Beer bongs drank: 3

Highest peak climbed: Veleta (3470m/11384 ft)

Number of football riots caught in: 1

Number of Arnold Schwarzenegger/Ranier Wolfcastle(The Simpsons McBain) impressions done while in Austria: 1603

Number of times I attempted to impress Spanish women with my salsa skills: 2

Number of times I actually succeeded in impressing Spanish women with my salsa skills: 1 (but she was drunk)

Opening line least likely to work in a bar in Canada: "Hey, you speak English!"

Number of times caught in public with nothing but my underwear: 1

Number of Italians I taught very dirty words: 3

Number of languages I can say "Two beers, please": 7

Things I still have to do

Links to city tourism websites that I visited