Finally... Someone who understands.
---Anya about Julie’s paranoia
Don't dwell. Move forward. Move onward. Move upward.
---Allie
I blame Keri for this. You should too.
---Queenie regarding her reply to a survey I sent out
I've been praying for strength and guidance in a lot of areas in my life. It was
surprising how the answer came -- from a lightening bolt. By seeing this flash
of lightening go across the sky, my mind just opened up and I was able to see
the answers and feel the strength. I won't go into everything I realized, but
the most important thing was not to put limitations on love. If you're lucky
enough to have it, be able to accept it purely and be strong enough to let
others know your love for them.
---Julie
You rock Keri. You're a rock in a sea of melting ice cubes, I swear.
---Allie
(Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?) I can't answer that on the grounds it'll scare Karen.
---Anya
In all honesty, sometimes words mean nothing and it's the actions that count.
---Julie
There is no comshuck in this house.
---Allie
No, Anya, this does not mean I'm going to turn into Keri, Karen, or Julie. This is just a one-time occurance.
---Queenie about her quoting “moment”
lol I'm a pearl in a bed of oysters
---Julie
Keri, that's it! We don't kayak enough. ;-)
---Allie ... [LOL, actually I love kayaking...no, for real...what? I'm serious. Really. Stop looking at me like that! :-p]
It was... Disney.
---Anya on "The Princess Diaries"
You can't rush Keri, even if you are Keri.
---Sara
I feel really bad for people who feel they have to have a friendship either their way or not at all and are willing to hold a grudge. Life's going to be more tough for them and if they can't or aren't willing to change, they'll end up how they probably fear: alone.
---Julie
You've gotten lazy over the summer without a job. So has Queenie. :-)
---Karen to me
Looking back and reading that week of my life, I was like "Am I kidding myself?"
lol That week was really boring and I just talked about having like a zillon fights with Dillon. It annoyed me so I ripped out the pages *laugh* I don't think you're supposed to do that with journaling.
---Julie about her journal
Funny thing about pain: It can give way to clarity.
---Allie
Oh yeah, look at my sentences. Can you tell I used to be an English major? But that's becides the point :)
---Julie amongst her big post
That Santa guy creeps me out. For one thing he likes kids sitting on his lap a little too much and for another, how can he be at ALL the malls in town at the same time!?
---W i l l
(Have you ever stalked someone?) Isn't that what the internet is all about? Whatcha want to know about Aaron Grey? Address, rank, serial number? Current employer and salary? Where he is RIGHT now? (Because, I couldn't tell you all that.)
---Anya
Whatever you do, don't think about the pink elephant.
---Julie
This is NYC. We don't do malls.
---Queenie
This is true, I have yet to see Keri truly speechless, I don't think it's possible. ;)
---Sara
Julie: And um, sexual tension?? Is there something I should know? *grin*
Karen: And please ignore Will... there is no sexual tension between us... unless I'm so dazed from allergy medication that even I didn't know! :-)
---Julie and Karen on the MB
It - life, love, dreams, anything you want to apply here - it is a balloon, Keri. But is it a free balloon you grabbed just because it was there at the shoe shop, or one that you blew up yourself, proudly tied off and then securely tied around your wrist so that you would not lose it? If you want something to transpire, to come true, to take hold and/or to stick around forever, it has to be that second kind of balloon. If it's the first kind, you will let go of it or pop it without realizing it, have a moment of shock, then a moment of tears, but it will pass...again without you realizing it.
---Allie
Karen is so interesting. She did a quote update -- I was quoted 4 times, Anya 16 times. The other little people who were quoted are Keri and Chris with 2 quotes and Allie with a staggering one quote! Karen must have been bored :)
---Julie ... LOL, the little people?! Excuse me?! ;)
I'm a-bouncing.
---Anya
(Have you ever been to China?) Q u e e n i e said I could go with her and her Mom next time, in K a r e n 's place (All I need to do is find me a black wig...and start liking English men).
---W i l l
lol I can't even picture you beatboxing ....that's like too surreal :-)
---Julie to me
Objective viewpoints aside, I'm now going to turn into a giddy teenager and say I can't believe I got to see Robert Sean Leonard up close and personal!! He was amazing, and so talented. And his singing voice -- blissful sigh...
---Queenie about seeing “The Music Man”
I am comshuck less.
---Allie
I want it to be just really intimate, close, and special. Something to be shared
with those I love ..of course this doesn't mean it'll be cheap *grin* When have
my tastes ever been cheap? *grin*
---Julie about her wedding
You are making me sing songs from Rocky Horror Picture Show that I don't like...
---Allie in regards to an excerpt from Friendship Week titled "Touch Me"
Why, for the life of God(dess), are the ones getting married named Rob and Nicole??? Arrggh. Evil.
---Karen to Julie
*grin* Oh my dear, they no longer think of you as non-kinky. If they've been
wondering, your latest comment should put those doubts at ease ;)
---Julie about my protest to the MB that I’m not kinky, hehe
Anya is unable to make any statement at this time without legal representation
present.
---Anya to me after my quoting spree
In order to conquer, you must surrender, in order to take, you have to give, all of those things that must happen for your love to be felt and realized when the two of you are together.
---Sara
Uh Ker ... Poppi Ball? *eye*
---Julie
Sara sounds so much like you!! If she becomes Dictator and you Resident Terrorist, how on Earth am I going to live properly? ;-)
---Allie
But after the 21st birthday, what is there to look forward to? After one turns 21, the only thing a birthday signifies is getting old(er).
---Queenie
Keri: *laughs* Is that an insult to poor defenseless little Will? ;)
Julie: lol no but I think yours is :-)
Julie: lol poor defenseless Will my ass :-)
---Julie and I in an AIM convo, hehe
You are one amazing friend, Keri. You listen, you respond, you think, you speak, you congratulate, you radiate, you celebrate, you decipher, you conduct, you pounce, you convince, you support, you rejoice and you communicate.
---Allie ... thank you :)
Share? SHARE? There is no *share* in my vocabulary!
---Anya
I just couldn't concentrate. Can you believe my Mother told me to get drunk!? When she called me she was all, "You should get a bottle of champagne, some strawberries and take a nice bubble bath." I'm thinking ..wow ..once you hit 21, say good-bye to those "no drinking" speeches *grin*
---Julie
(Have you ever been to China?) Nope. They have this language problem. They speak something that sounds like it'd dislocate a jaw, much less be a language.
---Anya
Lord knows I would have broken up with me a long time ago if I were dating myself!
---Julie
Be strong. Don't be bitter. Don't be pessimistic. On the other side of things, don't just believe que sera sera - whatever will be will be. If you want to fight for something, fight. Just know that balance - don't let go too easily if you don't want to, but don't drive yourself crazy over something you can't fix or complete. Do your part and your part only. Do what you can. That's it. That is all that can be expected of you.
---Allie
Good god Keri! And how many times was I quoted this time!?
---Julie
Nice to see you're resorting to quoting each other.
---Anya to Karen and I
ooh i'm such a blowhard at such a young age.
---Alex/KiN
Julie: I feel so transparent ;-)
Keri: Well, that's what happens when you wear see-thru clothes and bras. *ducks*
---Julie and I in an AIM convo
I see some by me. And some about me. I'm wondering who to put on my kill list
now....
---Karen about my previous quote update
I knew there was a little irritible bitch hidden in our sweet Keri just itching
to come out. :)
---Anya
LOL ...I won't discuss kids right now ...and if anyone comes near me with a
picket fence, they're getting staked with it! ;-)
---Julie
*laugh* You're the only one who can call me a dork without me wanting to lunge
at you with a sharp object :-)
---Julie to me
I ain't sharing 'nuthin juicy, semi-juicy or quasi-juicy. No juicage from moi!
---Anya
after i last talk to you guys, i had just ended a relationship with "wifey"
(yes, guys, i'm here to provide thee with ghetto slang. when i was up in L.I. I
started adapting to crazy hampton speak like "4:20" or "i'm rollin' on E,
man..." now i have to catch up on my vernacular like "splizzin'" which is the
act of going all out on something... got that my homies?! (*said in a very mr.
howell way*)
---Alex/KiN
AHHH! TO be in love again. I love me and my rabbit. I'm in a me phase...me myself and I and my little black rabbit.
---Kristin
Between the evil quote fairy and the good quote fairy, now I know why Anya tries
to stay the hell out of dodge!
---Julie about Karen and I
You're all boring. Lookitcha'all. Just sitting around, picking at lint and doing
nuthing of any interest. Come on, make UP something if you can't have facts.
Yeesh. I posted a ramble of insanity on WEDNESDAY. Lookit peeps, WEDNESDAY and
not hide nor hair of the rest of you for a post. How sad. Truly.
---Anya
I've been busy. Dammit. I don't like being busy. Dammit. Idleness beats
busy-ness any day. Dammit. And an extra Dammit for good measure... because you
just can't Dammit enough
---Queenie
Keri: *laughs* A Keri blow-up doll...for a whole new generation.
Julie: YES!! A Keri blow up doll ..women everywhere will be grateful!
Keri: LOL, what about men? We must not limit the male population.
Julie: LOL ...oh the men will be poppin' those dolls left and right! ;-)
Julie: The women are smart and realize that blow up dolls can be broken and will not be jumping on them like the males ;-)
Keri: *laughs* That will just add to the profit margin then! The men will have to keep buying them. ;-)
Keri: Now see...that's why I like women, they're smart enough to know how to save money. ;-)
Julie: LOL Oh baby! She squeaks!
Julie: Rotflol ..I think I'm having too much fun with this :-)
---Julie and I in an AIM convo ... She IS having too much fun, dangit. :-p
Boregasm.
---Alex ... LOL, the word alone deserves a quote. ;)
I am no longer Julie, but Queen Julie of the Nile. It's not just a river.
---Julie
sorry karen for this to shake thee, i also have not read harry potter...
**shrug** i will see the movie and then say "that's one of the best damn books
i've ever seen!"
---Alex/KiN
Right now my slave is in the kitchen fixing dinner. He's a man, therefore is
below me and belongs in the kitchen or wherever else I tell him to be. His life
long goal is to see that I have what I want, when I want it.
---Julie
You have a dark side? What are you, Darth Vaderess now? :)
---Allie to me
I think women hold a lot more power in this world than is thought... now i don't
want to sound like a chauvenist(?)... people mistake my arrogance for that. now
i think i'm gonna get an s-load for this since this is a female-driven board...
---Alex/KiN
I have lived in reality and have decided that it sucks. Therefore, I reject it
and will continue to live in my world where the men exist to give woman pleasure
...and to cook.
---Julie
Hrm. When's the next shuttle to Queen Julie's World?
---Anya
off to dream of nude Quidditch matches...
---Alex/KiN
Queen Julie of Denial: I don't suppose your world is like down the door from
Anya and Kin's hell, or maybe across the street from Allie's universe?
---Karen
*laughs* Even when I don't say much, I'm still quotable! Go me ;)
---Julie
I knew it! I knew it! Keri is a nympho just waiting to come out! A deprived
sex-a-holic! HA!
Some latent desires there, girlie-oh? I mean, I know I'm the first person to
advocate Chocolate Body Paint, but still. How naughty. (Me? Disapprove? You've
*got* to be kidding!)
---Anya after my insane, infamous "sex-a-holic" post
Some of the posts on this board scare me.
---Allie regarding the "Queen Julie of the Nile" and "Keri's a Sex-a-holic" posts
WTF? W i l l y N i l l y ! ? ! ?
---W i l l is regards to my nickname for him in my "story"
HuH?!?!
---Alex/KiN after my "sex-a-holic" post
Thank you for not broadcasting your issues into the stratosphere.
---Anya to Queenie
Keri the Sexaholic: Aha! I knew that sweet innocent act isn't really what the RT
is about.
---Karen
None of you know Keri like I do :) That's my girl ;)
---Julie in response to “the corruption”
You did NOT just go there with bunnies.
---Allie to me about “swinging hips”-- the swinging hips joke that started with Dawn from the Buffy musical
And flirting with Keri really is fun. You all should try it *grin*
---Julie to the MB
You may stray far, you may be gone months upon months, and yet, we never stay
the same. The insanity just grows. You may think YOU'VE got abject wackiness in
your life, but it ain't holding a candle to...well... Keri.
---Anya to KiN
obviously i've been gone way too long when Keri has evolved into this
scatalogical nut with *heart*
---Alex/KiN
I did not tell you to say that Bunnies are sexy! But they definately would be sexy if they're on your feet *grin*
---Julie to me
Keri is now a sick woman.
I blame Anya and Julie.
Oh, and Chris.
You are bad, bad people.
---Allie while I was trying to corrupt her with the “swinging hips”
And re: Corruption -- this is NOT how you corrupt people. You start subtlely...
you have to hint at first, and slowly work your way to utter evilness. If I
didn't know any better, I'd think all of you were wusses novices in the
art of being evil and insane. Or do we need to take another look in Anya's book
of Corruption (not to be confused with The Eminently Quotable Anya of course).
---Karen
Anya: Procrastinating. Lots to do, no interest in doing it.
Keri: Hehe you're talking to the Queen of Procrastination, so I can't possibly scold you.
Anya: Oh, I thought you were trading in "Queen of Procrastination" for "Queen of Sexaholics"
---Anya and I in an AIM convo
and why was i not put into the equation of these female-pervo-fantasies... oh
yes i'm respectable but i'm also male and according to some of you out there I
should be knee-deep in the going-ons of estrogen fueled insanity, just becuz I
have no will of my own. (oh well maybe it's just becuz let's pretend that i'm
the voyeur in that background enveloped in darkness puffing on ciggarette (YUK!)
which, with every inhilation the orange-glow from the tip illuminates my eyes,
slit with temptation...
now if that ain't poetry.
this has become a twisted erotic-UFAT!
---Alex/KiN
I notice everyone's trying to corrupt you. If they weren't, I'd think that you
should go all wild for a day to scare them.
---Queenie to Allie
Now. In conclusion, don't stress Mommy.
---Anya after scolding everyone
Swing those hips baby!
---Julie encouraging me in my corruption
You're encouraging Keri. Now, that's a healthy way to turn someone to the
dark side.
---Karen to Julie
Karen: is pure, wholesome, innocent err...well okay, she's evil. Plain and
simply utterly evil, but in a pure, wholesome, unpierced or tainted sort of way!
Right Karen?
(And don't get me started on how evil and innocent Queenie is. That's a complex
25-page essay just waiting to happen.)
---Anya to Allie about there being other pure people on the MB but only her
Anya what do I have to do to convince you to write more of the Naked Quidditch
Match? Karen's probably going to be driven insane because if there are no more
Naked Quidditch Match posts, then Keri and I will have to back to flirting with
each other, flirting with Allie, and continuing on with our sex-fiend-crazed
posts :)
---Julie
I don't want K a r e n all over me. Or do I. Heh.
---W i l l
As I see it, I wander away for a few days, albeit with a small degree of
petulance, and you all go NUTS.
---Anya
Queenie you're just now realizing that? Hell, Keri and I never had it to begin
with *grin* We exist to make all the other crazy people here seem less crazy
..and we have fun doing it ..and I'm rambling again :)
---Julie
I think you two have now completely lost it. Not that I mind.
---Queenie to Julie and I
Looky, Chris if you want to corrupt someone, have some style and panash to it
all. Don't just go poking people. That'll just give them the urge to swat you
like the annoying mosquito like pest you're representing. Yeesh.
---Anya
Julie: *chokes* Oh really?
Keri: *big grin* Why are you choking dear? Are you overcome with emotion? ;) But of course, really. ;)
Julie: You're getting too good at this :-)
Keri: *laughs* I honestly have to give props to Sara where that's concerned, she helped me flex my flirting skills, so that I can now be a match for you. ;)
Julie: LOL and I'm sure that was totally her purpose
Keri: *laughs* Oh yeah, you know it...lol, actually, I'm sorry to break your heart, but her purpose was prolly to turn HER on, and not you. ;)
Julie: lol damn :-)
---Julie and I in an AIM convo about my flirting skills
The MB has definitely done a complete 180 from it's typical dead state. And it's
all making me go, "Uh......" Really, I need the Cliffs Notes version of
everything now because my poor brain just can't comprehend anything
anymore. Just ask Karen, she'll vouch for my current, perpetual state of blessed
ignorance.
---Queenie
You wished they would have shown more of Lucy Lawless on The X-Files? Dear girl, she was NAKED! How much more of her did you want them to show!? Oh.
---W i l l to me
Allie, darling, the sweet innocence of yours is cute. At least, in young
children it's cute. In adults, it's certifiable. Don't make it necessary for me
to introduce you to the dark skanky wonder of the world. Even Karen appreciates
leather and nekkidness. Somewhat. (Almost)
---Anya
I'm now currently blaring really bad 80s music and annoying my neighbors ...lol
I love doing that ;)
Ice Ice Baby ...
You Got It (The Right Stuff)
Rock On
You Keep Me Hangin' On
Hold On
I Think We're Alone Now
I'm too Sexy
---Julie listing her 80s music spree, hehe!
the chicks were all like smoochies smoochies, the cop was all brow-sweating i was all like chica-pow-chica-pow (sung in bad porno music form)
---Alex/KiN
Keri and Julie. You two -- in the closet. Now. Just, get your 'thang on' and get
RID of this sexual tension. It's just cluttering up the place with rampent
hormones and whatnot. *sigh*
---Anya ... LOL!
Get in the closet? I thought we were supposed to get out of the closet ..
Keri do we want to be in or out of the closet?
---Julie to Anya
THIS IS ALL ANYA'S FAULT! *bursts out laughing* She tried to calm us down and
she made us worse! She made us make a porno!
---Julie about "In the Closet", the porno she started making up starring - in her words - "the sultry Keri, starlet Julie, and sexy Sara" LOL ;) Yes, she not only went overboard, but dived headfirst. ;)
Err. Yes, I've made some broad and possibly false assumptions about some of the
people on this board. *sigh* It's always dicey where men and sex are concerned.
---Anya
i bid her farewell, and i move back to wherever i am (i like to make karen go
nutty, even though she has it down to an exact science where i am at all times
which scares me.)
---Alex/KiN
I love my Keri Bearie. She's totally my girl ;) See hon ..I told you that
chocolate body paint was a good thing ...we must thank w i l l in our own
special way the next time we have an orgy.
---Julie ... [LOL what the... an orgy? My word. Now there's orgies. LOL. ;)]
Umm, just scanned the board and...I'm not commenting on W i l l y N i l l y, sex, orgies, closets, or chocolate body paint.;) All I will say is: I'm starting to look very much like the choir boy. Wait, how do choir boys look?
---W i l l y N i l l y
Q's board has been interesting lately. Gotta love Anya with her Naked Quidditch Match posts and the flirting that Keri and I are doing. It seems people are just now starting to realize how ahem interesting the two of us are :) The guys are in full support of an orgy apparently ... eye roll. We're probably driving Karen batty ..but we're only doing it when there's a lag in the Naked Quidditch Match :)
---Julie on her site
Well, what IS it with the obsession to enlargen male genitalia?
I swear... I admit I was tired. A little distracted, but the subject line of:
amclerie, ENLARGE your penis!
in the subject field for my mailbox gave me a moment. Just a small one. A little snort, a small eye-roll and then irreverant thought of "Now, THAT would be a very neat trick!"
---Anya
Karen: Oh, and Will. It was your birthday. Therefore I've decided I won't kill you. Yet.
W i l l: Kill me softly...
---Karen and W i l l on the MB
Julie: I used to fear that Karen would be driven insane but how I think Anya might just hop a plane to both Cali and Florida to kidnap us and shove us in a closet *laugh*
Keri: *laughs* Wouldn't it be funny if she did? We'd be all "Um, hi." ;)
Julie: LOL oh lord ...Uh Hi Anya. No Anya ..see, Keri and I just flirt.
That's all ...we both are in love with our signficiant others. Really ..we
really don't mess around. They understand. No really ..we're just kidding!
Seriously ....uh Anya ..can you please put us down!?
---Julie and I in an AIM convo
Julie: LOL!!! Does KiN realize we're kidding around?
Keri: LOL, I'm starting to think maybe not. Maybe he thought your "I'm so in love" comment was regarding me, LOL. As well as mine. LOL. That's funny!
Julie: Oh man Keri ...what a messed up board we have!
---Julie and I in an AIM convo in regards to KiN being in support of "our relationship" when we were actually saying we are in love with our respective sig others, LOL ;)
And why would you want to go to bed anyway when you can stay up and talk to
me!? Me! Me! Magical Me!
---Julie
(Religion?) I *AM* a religion, dahling. Bow down and worship ME!
---Anya
Everything I say is pure innocence. Not my fault you guys make something
dirty out of it.
---W i l l to Julie and I in an AIM convo
I do not know who you've been sleeping with, but I'm sorry to say, I do not
have syphilis. But YOU gave me rabies! I told you that you had it! I told
you!!!
---Julie to me after we both took the Horrible Affliction Test
I don't eat people. Whatever gave you that impression? Cannibalism is so
passé.
---Karen to Chris
i'll bring it back to our heavenly most respectable
(anya gets "most respectable" out of fear... no one f*cks with anya and lives
with their intestines completely intact to tell about it.)
---Alex/KiN
LOL ..I'll snicker your doodle baby ;-) Or doodle your snicker
---Julie after I said I made Snickerdoodles :-p
Dear Posters:
Please find herein my complete and absolute surrender to the madness that is
your quoting addiction.
After spending years trying to avoid being quoted, I do now realize that it's
simply driven you all to quote me more. It's a mark of a pariah, I feel, that
I'm stalked for everything I may say, may do, or that might be said about me.
As a result, with much thought and ponderance put to it, I have abdicated
myself from my goal to not be quoted, and I'm embracing the fact my every
word is cherished and desired for quoting purposes.
With that in mind, I shall be invoicing you for the use of each statement. I
will catalogue them all, and charge a modest fee of $0.30 per word.
Best regards,
Anya
Just an Entrepreneur
Never. Really. Surrender.
---Anya ... [LOL, what?! The whole frickin' post deserved a quote. She surrendered! ;)]
Why are Keri and I the only one's who got Rabies and syphilis? Why couldn't
we have gotten rickets like everyone else??
---Julie about the Affliction Test
The world is over.
---Karen about her friend Nicole’s engagement
Did you just wiggle-wiggle what I think you wiggle-wiggled?
---W i l l
I wonder if I still have that Skip-It.
---Julie after “bouncing” throughout the whole conversation
Anya accepting her quotage is like the coyote catching the roadrunner... it's
just not supposed to happen!
---Alex/KiN
I see the entire "NO" for the season fell on deaf ears...
---Anya to Karen and Queenie about wanting nothing for Christmas
Oh yes ...no bugs for me and no bees for Keri!
---Julie about our outdoor weddings, hehe
Hey, I knew a Terry once. Terry Cloth. Wait, that was just my affectionate
name for my hand towel. And I have already said too much.
---W i l l
I feel insulted! Spence wants to go to bed! And not with me!
---Julie after “bouncing” on Spence
I like the background too. As long as it stays a background and doesn't end
up on the ground outside my apartment, or on my car, or on the side-walk...
basically as long as the snow stays decorative and not actually existing in
my world, it's all good. Y'know what I mean?
---Anya on the MB’s snowflakes background
Will's petitioning to be the "entertainment" at the bridal shower.
---Julie about her wedding
I love re-runs! It means I don't have to bother turning the tv on.
---Karen about Buffy reruns
W i l l: Yep, you got it. You are reading me like a book. A saucy romance novel. With FABIO on the cover.
Keri: Ah ha, but do you have the muscles of Fabio, hmmm? 'Cause if you
don't, WOO HOO! LOL, what? So I'm not into huge biceps, sue me. ;)
W i l l: Nope, I'm no Fabio. I'm skinny and scrawny. I may not have huge biceps but what I lack in some areas I...lack in other areas too. Dammit.
Keri: *has to laugh* W i l l y N i l l y ... you're not supposed to ADMIT that when you're trying to get someone to have sex with you. Geez, who's
supposed to be the therapist here? ;)
W i l l: Well, what ever happened to sympathy sex? What do you mean it's a myth? Oh for heaven's sake! Pleeeeez, have sex with me...
---W i l l and I in an AIM convo
*grin* I think he's in need of a sex therapist.
---Julie about W i l l
(Been to Africa?) Not recently. Last lifetime, though, I was raiding a few
villages, plundering some temples and creating some mass havoc. Which
explains why this lifetime I'm being kicked in the ass so much. I guess the
killing children was okay, it was the kicking puppies that threw me over the
edge of karma. Damn. If only I'd be warned.
---Anya
i know i said dumb sh*t
anya is always quoted
chris seems to have vanished.
jules and keri continued to raise eyebrows.
Lw kept the sad puppy dog eyes.
and Q yawns at us...
i guess there's good enough update, right?
right?
---Alex/KiN about Karen’s recent update
Well ...my butt's totally fallen asleep :-) I'll take its cue and try to go
to bed ..but if my mind doesn't feel like cooperating, you'll be seeing me
back here :-) Butt be damned!
---Julie
Drive me insane: Nicole's gift. I said no stuffed animals, and look what she gets me – a knitted reindeer from J. Crew. I wholeheartedly believe she did it to spite me... and my non-excited comments about the ring.
---Karen about her Christmas gifts
Wow, I didn't think I could do a post without flirting with Keri! :) But I
did!
---Julie
Okay, so I lied. I'm a freaking Adonis here! (Adonis had muscles, right?
Didn't he? Someone? Anyone? I forget just which one he is...)
---W i l l
(Who is the last person you got email from before this?) BetsyWantsYou.
Apparently, she finds me sexily striking. *shrug* Who knew?!
---Anya
I'm less of a prude than Anya? And more than Chris!? LOL that is just too
much! But I would NEVER attempt any move that's called the "ruby-throated
hummingbird" technique. Sorry, but some things even I wouldn't do!
---Julie about the Prude Test results
Weddings are always catastrophes before they actually happen.. (i was a best
man once...)
although i'm betting Anya's will be entertaining
with the whips and the groom in matching muzzle and leather chaps.
---Alex/KiN
Julie: .."Is there anybody who doesn't want you two to get married?" ...a
chorus of YESES is the reply ...lol nono :-) I don't think so
Julie: Keri: She can't marry him! She'll have to be my mistress!
Keri: LOL! As Sara hits me upside the head and yanks me back down into my seat... ;)
Julie: *bursts out laughing* Keri: But Sara, we need to make the porn
sequal!
Minister: Okay, is there anyone else who's had an affair with Julie?
--Hands shoot up all around the room and someone yells: She gave me rabies!
Keri: *busts out laughing* Oh that is too good, I'd REALLY get hit upside the head THEN!
*just laughs and laughs* HAHA!
Julie: LOL the sad part is that I can actually see this all happening!
Julie: Julie: Will shut up! I did not give you rabies! But you gave Keri
syphilis!
---Julie and I in an AIM convo going off about people standing up and objecting at her wedding
I was going to say... If you had stalked me in Texas, you should have been
one of those more up-close stalkers, so we could have got it on. I mean got
together! Got coffee! Yes, got coffee. That's what I meant. Phew.
---W i l l
Whosoever set up that page of BEEEE-UTIFUL Sean Biggerstaff pictures is
recognized by me as being a most holy soul. They should be cannonized as a
Saint, right now. If the Christian Church won't do it, I want my Evil High
Priestess to write them up and have them as the Patron Saint of Sean
Biggerstaff Worship for the Cult of Anya.
---Anya about the pics of “Oliver Wood” from the Harry Potter movie
I'm trying (in vein) to decorate my apartment for Christmas. I really have no
money for it and I'm bypassing Keri's suggestion of finding a mooning cartoon
character ;)
---Julie
i will myself say i was taken aback by the biggerstaff character, like a
someone from a boy band group just walked into hogwarts.. and yes indeed i
heard gasps and squeals from the females in the audience once he came on
screen. now where's the hotties for us? all i saw was jail-time on the screen
for guys, and no i'm not into that old lady who could turn into a cat... it's
some weird bestiality/old coot preference.
---Alex/Kin about “Oliver Wood”
Strangest: Will's air freshener still takes the cake.
---Karen still about her gifts
Ahem. He needs to find a nice perverted girl to settle down with. And not one
of us, cause we're taken :-)
---Julie about W i l l, LOL
W i l l: It seems odd that someone with your chest would have a "flat"
rate. Heh.
Keri: *laughs* Hm, this is true...I've got a nice size bust over here.
W i l l: Will you quit looking at your B@@BS!
Keri: LOL, why? They're pretty nice if I do say so myself. :-p
W i l l: So you can look at your breasts any old time you want. Don't
rub it in my face. Wait.
---W i l l and I in an AIM convo
I sniff a little bit and I’m not too turned on by the smell (insert rude joke
here)
I take a bite and chew, I nearly yak on the table and spit it out… oh yeah
I’m all class, baby.
This had to be one of the worst god-damned things I’ve ever put in my mouth
(don’t insert rude joke)
---Alex/KiN about sushi
And, Julie for Karen's 6 year issue... screw it. You're dead on girl. He's
legal, he's tender ripe flesh just waiting for the plundering... I'm there
for him. And I have 10+ years on him. I'm in my sexual prime as a woman, just
as he as a male is in his. Anytime babe, anytime.
---Anya about “Oliver Wood” still
lol ohhh man. if i started quoting everyone and not just you, i'd have a
fieldday with will :-) I talked to him the other night for a few minutes
...yeesh. He's so quotable ..probably because he's so perverted ;-)
---Julie
Can we just forget about the 'therapist' and get on with the 'sex' already?
This is like the longest foreplay!
--- W i l l to me about our W i l l y N i l l y meeting, hehe
A graphic novel from Keri, a murder for Kin that I didn't commit, Christmas
decorating for Karen and Queenie... I feel spent just reading all about it.
*smirk*
---Anya
lol ..maybe we've shocked Karen into hiding and shocked Anya into being well,
a Mommy :-)
---Julie about our MB spree
W i l l: K e r i is dirty. K e r i is dirty.
Keri: DARN RIGHT! You made me this way. Heh heh. Okay so you, and Julie,
and Anya, and Sara.
W i l l: I was there first! Wait, that sounds dirty...
---W i l l and I in an AIM convo
What's with the unholy pinkness of your website? I nearly lost a contact from the sudden pinky glare of it all!
---Anya to Queenie
I see this has become a dead board. Again. And if no one comes out to even just say "HI!", I am going to cut all the posts and turn the entire thing...
PINK
A nice bright happy shiny pink. With Flowers. And possibly Lace. And if you think I'm joking, right now, I'm experimenting with the gloriously girly color schemes in Photoshop.
---Karen
Ohhh my ... Can I just say that the end of Buffy totally made me hot??
Where's Keri when I need her?!
---Julie on the MB after watching the Buffy/Spike scene ... [LOL! JULIE!!! :-p Go find Dillon dangit. :-p]
And it's a pity there was no Oliver Wood. *sigh* Of course, the REAL thing
would be soooo much better shakled to my bed.
---Anya about her Christmas present from Karen and Queenie
I love being a woman. I wouldn't trade my gender for anything. But there were
at least five times when I was up to my wrists in discusting water that I
wished I was a guy. Or at least had a guy around to do stuff like that for me
:)
---Julie about being a plumber for the day
For the record, I'd like to state that if Karen turns the board pink, I will give her a severe beating down. It's one thing for me to turn my website pink. It's another to turn this board pink.
---Queenie
LOL ..oh lord ..RING RING ..me: hello? caller chris: julie ...you said I was
going to be the best man! me: no i said maybe. chris: then can i be your maid
of honor? me: no, keri's my maid of honor. BEEP hold on, that's my other
line. me: hello? caller keri: I am not wearing that dress! me: why not? it
looks good on you. you: julie it has wings on it. me: argh, hold on. CLICK
chris? i have to go, it's keri. chris: tell her i want to be the maid of
honor! me: you tell her! i'm busy! CLICK hi keri sorry about that. you: it's
okay ..can we just loose the wings? me: yes, we can lose the wings. you:
good! BEEP. hold on jules, that's my other line. CLICK hello? caller chris:
keri, it's chris! I want to be julie's maid of honor ......and so on....
---Julie about her long distance bill about wedding plans ;)
Hey, alright, K e r i, you could be like the next M a n d y M o o r e teen
dream sensation thing! Well, aside from the fact that you're not a teen--and
you have red hair!
---Will after reading my poem “Hypnotized”
Julie: *bounce pounce* Keri’s it!
Keri: HEY! No bouncing pouncing on me Hyper "Me! Me! Magical Me!" Julie... :-p Go play with your Skip-It. :-p Hehehehe.
Julie: But Keri you're so much fun to bounce on!
Uh...Okay when I thought that in my head it didn't sound bad but now that's it's on here....well you know what I mean :)
Anya: Do I have to lock the two of you in the sound-proof closet again?
---Julie, Anya, and I on Queenie’s MB
The bed is calling a siren song of sleep, and I've no more will power to
resist.
---Anya ... [I think that’s the most creative thing I’ve heard someone say when they’re saying they’re going to sleep. ;)]
Julie: *laughs* That was a really bad update alright
Keri: *laughs* And you mean MORALLY don't you? lol
Julie: Oh of course ...how could anything involving us be anything but?
Keri: *laughs* This is so true. I swear, ever since you've come outta the shadows, these quote updates have gotten gradually worse morally, lol. ;)
Julie: lol yeah my god. Look at your other quote updates when they didn't
involve me. They were all happy, fluffy quotes about love and friendship.
Uggh. :)
---Julie and I in an AIM convo about the last update