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((Kirsten)):
Don't you say a word. I let you into this house.
((Ryan)):
Yeah, you did, because my own mom couldn't take care of me. Because she wouldn't
get help, even though I asked her to.
I
don't want to see that happen again to someone I love.
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((Zach)):
Even when you're not being a couple you'll always be a couple. You're like
Joanie and Chachi, Luke and Leia.
((Seth)):
Um, Luke and Leia were brother and sister.
((Zach)):
Yeah well, may the force be with you.
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((Kirsten)):
Sometimes you make it hard to hate you.
((Sandy)):
I know, it's part of my charm.
((Kirsten)):
And sometimes you make it easy.
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((Julie)):
Well, I was easy to love back then. I was beautiful and much nicer.
((Jimmy)):
Jules, come on, you're still beautiful. And we both know you were never nice.
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((Sandy)):
Since the minute you were born, I knew I would never take another easy breath
without knowing that you were all right.
((Seth)):
So I'm like asthma?
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((Sandy)):
Just because you're leaving, doesn't mean I'm letting you go.
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((Summer)):
You had me. You had me 3 months ago and you left. It has nothing to do with me,
it is about you, and it is always about you. What you need and what you want,
you know.. it seems that you only want me, when you can't have me. You like the
chase and that's all. So you know what,
you
can have it.
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((Ryan)):
Maybe you have the Summer flu.
((Seth)):
Yeah, even though it's November.
((Ryan)):
And you should take some Anna-biotics.
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((Marissa)):
Who are you?
((Ryan)):
Whoever you want me to be.
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((Kirsten)):
My husband is currently transporting a
fugitive whom happens to be his ex-girlfriend.
((Julie)):
Well, I will see your fugitive, former-girlfriend,
flame, and raise you a lesbian daughter.
((Kirsten)):
Marissa?
Julie nods
((Kirsten)):
Well, I'm sure it's just a phase.
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((Julie)): notices suitcases Where are you going?
((Marissa)):
I'm moving out. You have my cell if Caleb kicks
and you need help counting your cash.
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((Anna)):
Once you've got what you want, that's when you've got something to lose, and
what's scarier than that?
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((Ryan)):
I didn't tell her anything. I think the black
turtleneck in August tipped her
off.
((Seth)):
Okay, I was going for stealth. And also it's very slimming.
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((Kirsten)):
Doesn't Seth look rad?
((Sandy)):
Seth does look rad. Mad props, son.
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((Ryan)):
Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
((Seth)):
Well sometimes I do...
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((Summer)):
I was being sarcastic.
((Marissa)):
So was
I.
((Summer)):
Which we never were before Cohen showed up
and
introduced us to irony. That jackass.
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((Seth)):
So what's the GPRA?
((Ryan)):
I have no idea what you just said.
((Seth)):
Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
((Ryan)):
So you're talking in initials now?
((Seth)):
Yeah. They save time.
((Ryan)):
Not if you have friends that don't.
((Seth)):
GP.
((Ryan)):
Game Plan?
((Seth)):
Good Point.
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((Kirsten))
to Ryan:
If I learned to cook, could we convince you to stay?
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((Ryan)):
Where I come from, its not having dreams that makes you smart. knowing they wont
come true, that does
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<3<3<3 Seth Cohen <3<3<3
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((Summer)):
Besides, Marissa is happy now.
((Seth)):
And by happy you mean gay.
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((Seth)):
Daddy, you smoked pot in college?
((Sandy)):
Seth, go!
((Seth)):
Ryan, guess who's a stoner?
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((Seth)):
Wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock... in case, there's a threesome
going on in the bathroom.
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((Anna)):
Could you be any more pathetic? Lone figure, sitting on the floor, wondering if
he's going to be lonely for the rest of his life.
((Seth)):
Oh, hey, your sensitivity, it's really... nonexistent.
((Anna)):
You know what your problem is? You're not a man.
((Seth)):
Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.
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((Seth)):
It's pronounced Tee-ah-HUANA. God, Mom, you are so white.
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((Ryan)):
So I'm now property of the government. Nickname: 0382965.
((Seth)):
Hey, it's better than death-breath Seth. Or so I would imagine.
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((Summer)):
Was I really mean to you?
((Seth)):
No, that would have required you to talk to me. Nobody talked to me.
((Summer)):
Well, a lot has changed in a year.
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((Summer)):
I'm busy. Studying. Naked.
((Seth))
outside her door:
And that's supposed to keep me away?
Summer runs to the door and opens it.
((Summer)):
You're at my house!
((Seth)):
And you're dressed.
I
don't know which one of us is more disappointed.
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((Seth)):
Open your mind here, dad. This isn't me we're talking about. With Ryan here, we
have a chance to have a real athlete in the family. Someone to achieve all that
your Jewishness has prevented me from accomplishing
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((Seth)):
So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic: The Gathering.
((Ryan)):
You're still playing Magic.
((Seth)):
But not as much.
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((Summer)):
You're Jewish?
((Seth)):
Yes. That's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat.
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((Seth)):
Wow. You just got your butt kicked and you didn't even fight back. Dude, you
really are a Cohen.
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((Summer)):
Who get's passed by a van full of nuns?
Oh, that's right. Cohen does!
((Seth)):
Well they have God on their side, Summer.
I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
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((Seth)):
Ryan. That's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in
Chino. I didn't even know they had
dancing. Or... laughter.
((Ryan)):
That's because no one who lived there is as funny as you.
((Seth)):
So, we finally agree I'm the funny one. Well look at that!
Looks like we all learned some
valuable lessons this Thanksgiving.
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((Seth)):
All right man, another Chrismukkah convert!
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((Seth)):
Ryan, I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
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