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[Cory]:
If I had to dream of the perfect girl,
she
wouldn't even come close to you. Will you be my girlfriend?
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[Topanga]
reading her yearbook
quote to Cory: You do your thing and I do
my
thing. You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together,
it's beautiful.
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[Cory]:
Are any of us safe?!
[Shawn]:
Virgins! Virgins are always safe!
[Cory]:
Thanks for saving me, Topanga.
[Eric]
proud of himself:
I'm dead.
[Jack]:
I'm dead.
[Shawn]:
I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying...
[Eric]:
But Feeny died!
Eric, Cory and Shawn
all look at each other for a moment...
[All three]
singing:
Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny! Go Feeny!
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[Shawn]:
You okay?
[Cory]:
Yeah, sure. It's a strange feeling though.
[Shawn]:
What, that it's finally over between you and Topanga?
[Cory]:
No, being the only person who knows it's not.
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[Cory]:
Mr. Feeny, under my desk is a key. It opens locker 703 in a Florida station. In
there is all my homework from the past 5 years. I'm actually a wonderful
student. I listen and I know everything.
[Mr. Feeny]:
What's the capital of Montana?
[Cory]:
You're not going to Florida, are you?
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[Shawn]:
I can't believe it, Feeny locked us in.
[Cory]:
He can't do that. It's against the Geneva Detention Convention.
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[Cory]:
I, I think that he knows we're too old for detention to scare us
like it did when we were little kids right, so he's turned this
school into a total chamber of horrors.
[Angela]:
Doctor Feeny's house of terror.
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[Cory]:
Would you be my girlfriend?
Topanga kisses Cory
[Cory]:
Yes or no?
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[Cory]:
That's just what I want - to be Topanga's boyfriend.
And
then we can name our children Chubaka and Plankton.
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[Mr.
Feeny]: Mr. Matthews, when
one mocks someone,
one
should wait until they're not looking right at them.
[Cory]:
But I'm not in my regular seat
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[Shawn]:
If I was only going to be alive for one more minute,
I'd
spend it looking in your eyes.
[Angela]:
And if you were only going to be alive for one more minute,
I'd
tell you to stop lookin'... and start kissin'.
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[Cory]:
It's hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
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[Shawn]:
Angela, are you sick of screaming yet?
Angela nods
[Shawn]:
Then you'd better not look in there.
indicates the trash
can holding the murdered janitor
[Cory]
peering into the trash: Oh my God!
There's like a hundred retainers in there!
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[Topanga]:
What's he trying to teach us?
[Cory]:
To pay attention or we die.
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[Shawn]:
Well, love is the most rare and precious thing in the whole world.
[Topanga]:
Have you ever fallen in love?
[Shawn]:
About five times a day
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[Cory]:
Is this stuff supposed to be burning?
[Shawn]:
Why, is it burning?
[Cory]:
No, I was just trying to make conversation, because we don't get enough chances
to talk anymore.
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[Cory]
about Topanga: She goes away for the summer
and
comes back a woman.
[Shawn]:
Yeah. Kinda like Coach Franklin...
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[Cory]:
Shawn, I refuse to believe anything from those idiotic supermarket tabloids.
[Shawn]:
It's the New York Times, baby.
[Cory]:
The New York Times trailer park edition.
[Shawn]:
It's exactly the same thing, except you can eat it
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[Mr.
Feeny]: Friendship for
example, is a real gift. It's given with no
expectations and no gratitude is needed, not between real friends.
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[Shawn]:
Cory, I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I
am going to use our code.
[Cory]:
Well, we don't have a code, Shawn.
[Shawn]:
Really? Guys like us should have a code.
[Cory]:
Well, you know, we'll bring that up at the next meeting.
[Shawn]:
So when's our next meeting?
[Cory]:
Shawn, we don't have meetings!
[Shawn]:
This club blows!
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[Jonathan
Turner]
referring to Shawn
: I talk, he sleeps. Its just like class.
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[Cory]:
In some countries me calling your hair greasy
would be considered a compliment. For instance... Greece.
[Gloria]:
That's funny.
[Harley]:
Yeah, he's a pretty funny guy.
[Cory]:
So, I get to live, huh?
[Harley]:
There's that humor again. I will miss that.
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[Cory]
: And when you're not a little boy anymore, when the world has taught you how to
be a man, then you'll still make mistakes. But your family, and all those good
friends you've made along the way, will help you. And even though you'll think
the world has gone out of it's way to teach you all the tough lessons, you'll
realize that it's the same world that's given you your family and those friends,
you you'll come to believe that no matter what happens, somehow the world will
protect you, too. "Boy Meets World." Now I get it...
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[Cory]:
She kissed me!
[Topanga]:
And you moved away? What did you do to stop it?
[Cory]:
You're right. I said, "Kiss me, baby-sweetie, kill the relationship
with the person I care about more than anyone in the world,
and
make me miserable for the rest of my horrible life." That's what I said.
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[Cory]:
Someday, Topanga's going to be a mother, and I'm going to be the father. Or, the
uncle. Or, the way I'm going, the guy down the street with the binoculars.
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Jack and Eric are dressed up as
girls to avoid bullies
[Mr.
Feeny]: Hmm, double D's, just
like your grades.
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[Mrs.
Matthews]: Thirty minutes.
[Cory]:
Half an hour.
[Mrs. Matthews]:
Deal.
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[Cory]:
It was raining... you had an umbrella... I grabbed it, stuffed it
down your throat, and then I opened it. Shawn, I Mary Poppinsed ya!
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[Eric]:
I don't skate. At all.
[Jason]:
Canadians skate. How hard could it be?
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[Eric]:
I don't know what's gonna happen to me. But I do know that I'm going be a good
person who cares about people. I blame you for that.
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[Eric]:
It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker.
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[Eric]
singing: "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout,
'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there,
he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy.
[Eric]
singing: Book 'em, good-lookin'.
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Mr. Feeny has just given Eric back
his paper
[Eric]:
Oh... Mr. Feeny, you didn't finish your sentence. A... what?
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[Eric]:
Fine. I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
[Jack]:
Actually, I'm the oldest.
[Eric]:
Yeah, but I've lived the longest.
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[Eric]:
Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm
going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho.
I
want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
[Coreena]:
What?
[Eric]:
I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the
time. Maybe a guy whose had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a
bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together
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[Eric]:
I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to.
How
many people get into Yale each year?
[Mr. Feeny]:
No.
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[Eric]:
Hey, Artie.
[Arthur]:
It's Arthur.
[Eric]:
You're up for the same internship.
[Arthur]:
Eric, I'm going to save you the embarrassment. I'm a straight A student, my
documentaries have gone to multiple film festival honors,
and
I have a letter of recommendation from Ted Turner.
[Eric]:
Your point?
[Arthur]:
I could walk in without pants and get this job.
[Eric]:
I've seen you in gym class, Arthur, wear pants.
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[Eric]:
When did this school get a library?
[Jack]:
Everyday is a new adventure isn't it?
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Eric is dressed as a
woman
[Eric]:
It's great to be so in touch with my feminine side
pretty girl walks past
Eric
[Eric]:
and now I'm gonna get in touch with her feminine side. Hey. Hey.
We
can be friends. Come on everyone experiments in college
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[Eric]:
Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
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Boy
Meets World