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| Cheryl: Does he have a girlfriend yet?(about Anthony) Denise: Yeah! His hand Jim: ..... and he's still got ginger bo****s Barb: That reminds me I've some oranges if some one wants one. Jim: How does your mind work Barb? Dave: Look it's John Wayne! Barbara: "Have you had your tea Dave"? Dave: "yeah" Barbara: "ooh, what did you have?" Dave: "Bangers and mash: Barbara: "Did you have gravy?" Dave: No, me mam couldn't be arsed!" |
| The Royle Family Quotes series 1 |