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| Jim talking through the baby talker just after the passing of Elsie. JIM: Norma It's me Elsie may God rest her soul. Leave my stuff alone you thievin' old cow! JIM: "Ready Steady Cook Off!" "you could go on this Denise, with your dairy lee and Mighty Wight!" Denise: "Daaad! Your flies are undone!" Jim: "Aah, the cage is open but the beast is asleep" Barbara: "Beast, my arse". JIM ON ANTHONY AND DARREN: "here come the pet shop boys!" Jim: "elton john had a bloody wife, and he still dropped anchor in poo bay" Jim and Barbara are watching "Changing Rooms": Jim - "I don't believe it! Look at old nancy boy tie-dying the neighbours bloody curtains. I'm glad we don't pay our TV licence, that's all I can say. Barbara - "We do pay it! They've got detector vans now" Jim - "Detector vans, my arse!" Barbara admires Laurances' work- "Ooh, I think I might stencil our kitchen unit Jim" Jim -"Stencil my arse!... He would! There's nothing he'd like better than to stencil my arse!" |
| The Royle Family Quotes series 3 |