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Skills : After a comprehensive upbringing in a Swiss finishing school Chloe and Zoe turned their attentions towards a career in Whoredoggery. The twins began whoring at the age of two and were initially expected to go their separate ways, but after their first sexual experience (a double-header in the bedchamber of the great Victorian actress Lily Everett) they forged a legendary double act called 'Tops and Tails.' The cream of polite society beat a path to their duo-sexual door, paying a guinea for a night of passion. Though popular with the ladies of the day, the twins preferred the attraction of the male of the species, due to their special act. Once the excited gentleman came 'close' to issue, he would be invited to blow a whistle, at which point the twins would yap and swap positions. This inevitably led to fulsome germination and heartfelt thanks from the client
This picture was taken at the height of their powers, shortly after they had brought the Duchess of Wessex (pictured) to issue. Unfortunately, the following year Chloe fell disastrously in love with a bisexual imported Chow, running away with the yellow fiend and ending her days in a drug-addled haze in one of Hampstead's famous opium dens. Zoe continued to whore, but found that her star had waned somewhat without the attraction of her sister. After a short illness she passed away, the popular story being that she 'died of a broken quim'

Skills : Quadruple-jointed Kalhari arrived in England in the spring of 1872 as part of the Eastern European travelling circus 'Carno's Canine Cavalcade.' A gifted gymnast, her flexibility and suppleness became the talk of the town, particularly the trick where she hung above the circus arena and fired small rubber pellets from her nethers into a startled but appreciative audience. When the Victorian nobledog Lord Lubberman first approached her as a pimp she was appalled and insulted, but on gaining an insight into the financial rewards (one 'trick' far exceeded her annual wage from the carnival) she accepted gladly and graciously, throwing herself into this exciting new activity.
For three years she entertained the High Society of London sending the majority of her earnings back to her impoverished family, but disaster was soon to strike. During a particularly strenuous session with the Lower VI at Rugby school, an enthusiastic pupil pumped so hard that she flew at some velocity through the air, bounced from a wall and flew through the gymnasium window, cracking her perineum. Age and injury finally caught up with her and in 1877 she was 'retired' by Lord Lubberman after he tied her up in a sack and dumped her once-graceful body into the River Thames. The Sixth Former from Rugby, Andrew Bonar Law went on to become Prime Minister some years later, but many political observers pointed out that the shadow of Kalahari seemed to hang over this serious and sad man, and he would never find happiness in his life. Andrew Bonar Law died in 1924 after touching a rabbit's bits.