Even our pets have a humorous side to them. Or rather, we find humor about ourselves in observing our faithful friends. Read on and see what I mean!



  1. Dogs don't have a problem expressing affection in public!
  2. Dogs don't brag about who they have slept with!
  3. Dogs miss you when you're gone!
  4. Dogs don't play games with you! (except for fetch and they never laugh at how you throw)
  5. Dogs are happy with any video you rent because they know the most important thing is being together!
  6. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with all their stuff!
  7. You never have to be suspicious of your dog's dreams!
  8. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
  9. Dogs don't care if you don't shave your legs!
  10. The worst social disease you can get from a dog is fleas! (Ok, the worst social disease you can get is rabies. But there is a vaccination for it and you get to kill the one that gave it to you!)



  1. Men don't have to to stop and play with every man they see when you're out walking!
  2. When men have to go outside in the rain, they don't stand in the doorway whining!
  3. Men open their own cans!
  4. Men don't drool! (Well, most don't, anyway)
  5. Men don't have to go to the vet to have their anal glands expelled!
  6. Men don't shed much, and if they do, they hide it!
  7. Men only have two feet to track in mud!
  8. Dogs have dog breath ALL the time!
  9. Holiday Inns DO allow men!
  10. Men don't eat cat turds on the sly!








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