1. Both take up too much space on the bed!
  2. Both have irrational fears about vaccuum cleaners!
  3. Both are threatened by their own kind!
  4. Both mark their territory!
  5. Both are suspicious of the postman!
  6. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut!
  7. Both are bad at asking questions!
  8. Both fart shamelessly!
  9. Neither of them tell you what's bothering them!
  10. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous!


    1. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs!
    2. Dogs love it when your friends come over!
    3. Dogs like it when you leave lots of stuff on the floor!
    4. Dogs understand that farts are funny!
    5. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk!
    6. Dogs don't expect you to call if your running late!
    7. Dogs don't care about every dog you've ever had!
    8. Dogs have ten breasts!
    9. A dogs parents never visit!
    10. Dogs like it when you leave the toilet seat up!








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