- Both take up too much
space on the bed!
- Both have irrational fears about vaccuum
cleaners!
- Both are threatened by their own kind!
- Both mark their territory!
- Both are suspicious of the postman!
- Neither of them notice when you get your hair
cut!
- Both are bad at asking questions!
- Both fart shamelessly!
- Neither of them tell you what's bothering them!
- The smaller ones tend to be more nervous!
- Dogs will forgive you for
playing with other dogs!
- Dogs love it when your friends come over!
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of stuff on the
floor!
- Dogs understand that farts are funny!
- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk!
- Dogs don't expect you to call if your running
late!
- Dogs don't care about every dog you've ever had!
- Dogs have ten breasts!
- A dogs parents never visit!
- Dogs like it when you leave the toilet seat up!
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