What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it

What do you call a brunette in a room fool of blondes?
Invisible

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

Why is brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache

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