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Important Things In Life
(Crossword Puzzles and Chocolate Muffins)
The quest for meaning and purpose in life leads many to the discovery of
various religious experiences. For others, meaning and purpose is found in
serving the poor and needy. Still others find fulfillment in meditation,
music, psychotherapy or becoming a suicide bomber.
I'm convinced that much soul searching and spiritual wandering could be
eliminated if everyone would do what I do. I start each morning with a
crossword puzzle and a chocolate muffin. (I used to also start the day with
a Coca Cola, but I've switched to Diet soft drinks in order to cancel the
calories in the muffin....see my "Diet" page for the rules of dieting).
For some reason, there is something satisfying about the mental challenge of
a crossword puzzle. Expanding your linguistic horizons, challenging your
thinking skills and completing a task that not just anyone has the mental
capabilities of performing.
And if you get stuck and absolutely CANNOT get a particular word, you can
smudge a little chocolate on the blank spaces and then say "Oh, I got
that...can't you see it. I must have dropped a piece of my muffin on the
paper."
I recommend the crossword puzzles in the "Highlights" children's magazines.
I can understand the words in those.
Speaking of important things, an interesting thing
happened to me the other day. A long-time patient of mine who had been
suffering the effects of numerous diseases summoned me to his deathbed.
He apparently realized that his time on earth was drawing to a close, and
had something urgent to discuss with me before passing from this present
life. Needless to say, I wasted no time in rushing to his side, although,
for the life of me, I couldn't figure out what on earth could be so
important. After all, our relationship was not really all that close.
I arrived at his house very near the end of his life.
I hurried to his side to inquire of him the important matter he was
concerned about. As he struggled to take his final breaths, this dear old
man drew me closer to him, so that I could hear him talk. In a barely
audible voice, he asked me, "Tell me, Doc. Which was it? One or two?"
I'll add another page to my
website.....just as soon as I finish my muffin. |