| What girls say |
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What they mean |
| Can't we just be friends? |
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There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any
part of mine, again. |
| I just need some space... |
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... without you in it |
| Can you help me with my homework? |
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If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. |
| Do I look fat in this dress? |
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We haven't had a fight in a while. |
| No, pizza's fine. |
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Cheap bastard! |
| I just do not want a boyfriend now. |
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I just do not want (YOU as) a boyfriend now. |
| I don't know; what do you want to do? |
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I can't believe that you have nothing planned. |
| Come here. |
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My puppy does this too. |
| I like you but... |
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I don't like you. |
| You never listen. |
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You never listen. |
| We're moving too quickly. |
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I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a
girlfriend. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
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I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. |
| Oh, no, I will pay for myself. |
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I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch. |
| Oh yes! Right there! |
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Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. |
| I'm just going out with the girls. |
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We are gonna get slopy and make fun of you and your friends. |
| There's no one else. |
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I'm doing your brother. |
| Size doesn't matter... |
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Unless I want an orgasm. |
| What guys say |
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What they mean |
| It's just orange juice, try it. |
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Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head. |
| She's kinda cute. |
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I want to bang her till I'm blue! |
| I don't know if I like her. |
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She won't blow me. |
| I need you. |
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My hand is tired. |
| I had her. |
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I had (wet dreams about) her. |
| I really want to get to know you better. |
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...so I can tell my friends about it. |
| How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? |
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Is my penis really that small? |
| You're the only girl I've ever cared about. |
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You are the only girl who has not rejected me. |
| I want you back. |
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...for tonight anyway. |
| We've been through so much together. |
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If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity. |
| I miss you so much. |
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I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good. |
| No, I do not want to dance right now. |
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Shoot! She'll know that I have a hardon! |
| I'm different from all the other guys. |
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I'm not circumcised. |
