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AJIT EVERGREEN

AJIT: "Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi" AJIT: "Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho  'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya. Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'." AJIT: Robert iss kuttay ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mur jaaya gaa saala! AJIT: Robert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa! AJIT: Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi... AJIT: Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa... AJIT: "Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao" ROBERT:"Kyon boss?" AJIT: "Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai" AJIT: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket  kaat-ta reh jaayega. Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ? Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai. (Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.) Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya Ajit: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do. Robert: Par sui kyon, baass! Ajit: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai! Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon? Ajit: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu. Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon? Ajit: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.) Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Robert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter... Ajit: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare  door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off Robert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ? Ajit : bewkoof...off..on..off..on... Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock... Raabert: Boss....more.. more... Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajit : NO MORE !! Ajit: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.    Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Robert: Yes Boss. Ajit: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,            tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ....... Ajit: "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do. Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi (Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !) Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? Ajit: Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN  aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!