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ENTERTAINMENT SECTION | ||||||||||||||||
Maverickkilroys AFMC | ||||||||||||||||
FUNLAB MUSHAYARALAB POETRYLAB |
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KILROYTIMES MAVERICKS HOME SILHOUETTES 2002 |
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COMEDYLAB M2 | ||||||||||||||||
BACK SARDAR JOKES AJIT EVERGREEN DRACULA | ||||||||||||||||
BALLE BALLE |
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LIE DETECTOR An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday? A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird? A: He threw it off a cliff. Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!! Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. its good: Banta Singh looked over the backyard fence and admired Mr.Sharmas's wife while she sunbathed topless. The next day, Banta Singh corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, "Na,na,na,na,na, I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday." Mr.Sharma was quite put out over the peeping incident and told Banta Singh he planned revenge. That very evening, Mr.Sharma noticed that Banta Singh's bedroom shades were up. Upon closer inspection, he notices Banta Singh's wife in the act of performing oral sex. The very next day Mr.Sharma calls out to Banta Singh, "Hey, Banta Singh, I saw your wife giving you a blow job last night." Banta Singh replies, "Na,na,na,na,na, I wasn't home last night." |