Who is this and WHY did you make a page for him?!
He's Matt. He's insayne, he likes younger girls, he resides in a very messy car (that I clean out as often as I can, before it's hazordous to our health!), he's bloody, he's TOO SEXY, he's a great friend and I value him... BUT most of all, he's the weirdest guy you'll ever meet, and I had to share him with you. Be prepared to marvel... all the stories you are about to read are actually TRUE... *shivers*


*Currently in Matt's CD player...*

We all have guilty pleasures, I will be the first to admit that, but Matt's certainly IS one to be guilty of. Britney Spears drives him "Crazy", just like she does everyone else, too... literally. But anyways, his favorite cut is "Crazy" and it's noteworthy that he bounces and sings along with it. Heheheh... Unfortunatley (ahem) he can't find his CD for now, and we're subjected to listen to music with CONTENT. My my... what a shame. *evil grin*

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I'm giving YOU a ticket!
Matt's afraid of cops; He doesn't like them. They seem to somehow sense this and catch him no matter WHAT he does; like the time he was put in the newspaper for not stopping at a crosswalk in a police setup to see is people really did stop for pedestrians or not... honest! He was 'swerving' one night on the freeway as well, and the cops thought he was drunk. In fact, this phobia has chilled Matthew so much, that even when playing a certain racing game the "I'm giving YOU a ticket!" that the cop says to you when you are finally caught sends errie chills down his spine and causes him to hit his head on a Playstation stool... and fart... three times.


Meet Marcus!
Marcus is a sweet little Teddy Bear that Matt won at Magic Mountain last summer, and currently lives in Matt's car (in the back window, actually... or sometimes in one of our arms when we need security.. he's really sweet about that!) along with Shandi... amongst the OTHER things that live in Matts car as well...

The origin of Marcus' name is actually quite a tale. You see, once upon a time, The Sandwich Project was out late at night... OUR night... (surprise...) and found a hill to race up and down in the car. As the car made a swerving turn, the teddy bear in the back window flew down into Erics arms, saving it from sailing out the window. The relieved little teddy bear was almost named Yeti (since there were a few Yeti sightings that night... yikes!) but Eric looked up and the crosstreet was called "Marcus", as opposed to "Roscoe" which he was also almost named. Hence, the name. It was his calling. We adore Marcus... and if you have a problem with that, you're gonna have to take it up with YETI... and that won't be pretty.



Matt's Word Of The Moment:

Fishbait


What's in a Name?
Below you shall find the plethora of nicknames that are oh-so-frequently gifted to Matt. However, I can assure you that the list will be most of the time not up to date, because nicknames are given to him daily - if not hourly - and it's an impossibility for one small meek webmistress to maintain such an extensive variable subject. For now, I shall give you the standing list... refrain yourself. And keep in mind that the origin of 95% of the nicknames is confidential information. As for the other 5%... you just DON'T wanna know. You DON'T wanna know. I repeat: You DON'T wanna know!

  • Bloody Matty
  • Matlock Pootkin
  • Matty
  • Dirty Jew
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Eddie Van Halen
  • Freak
  • Da Stud
  • "'The Seeker'. Oh, wait, that's Pete Townsend."
  • (Matt's response when I asked him for some of his nicknames.)
  • The Pimp
  • The Rich Balding Jew
  • Nick Plotkin
  • Sexy Pants Plotkin
  • Nick Plotkin from Pittsfield, Massachusettes
  • Monkey Man
  • Bucky Drum
  • Nastyass
  • Four Score
  • Pulpy
  • Terrets Boy
  • Mad Matt
  • The Exhibitionist
  • SPLINTER!
  • Sherlock





  • You're times TOO SEXY, bitch!


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