The Ranlien wedding

Thanks to Jaegos who recorded this event.

Baron Astellig says 'Let us begin'
Khuldir Ranlien beams a smile at Athawe.
Athawe beams a smile at Khuldir Ranlien.
Baron Astellig says 'We are gathered here today, to witness a marriage between two souls'
Baron Astellig says 'For something sacred brings us here today'
Baron Astellig says 'Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...'
Khuldir Ranlien says '...'
Baron Astellig says 'I'm sorry, I had to say that'
Baron Astellig chuckles politely.
Athawe rolls on the floor and dies of phreaking laughter...must've been funny.
Khuldir gets a Golden Wedding Band from (Quest) A Massive Book of Trivia.
Baron Astellig says 'anyways, as I was saying'
Baron Astellig says 'These two people, having found each other, two bright lights in the darkness of our world, have decided to combine their lights as one, forever brightening the world around them.'
Baron Astellig says 'And that is why we have gathered here today, to watch these two begin a new life together.'
Baron Astellig says 'Well, continue one anyways'
Baron Astellig shrugs helplessly.
Athawe giggles.
Nelida smiles happily.
Khuldir Ranlien nods sagely.
Xanya Khayos says '-sniff-'
Baron Astellig checks his notes, trying to figure out whats next.
Khuldir Ranlien snores loudly. With a resounding WHAP!, Athawe reprimands Khuldir Ranlien.
Baron Astellig snickers softly.
Khuldir Ranlien gasps in astonishment.
Reidia pokes Khuldir.
Maochro Khayos looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" himself...
Baron Astellig says 'Okay I guess we better move right along then'
Lord Rhalen Keiyt yawns.
Khuldir Ranlien nods sagely.
Baron Astellig says 'Khuldir, would you like to read your vows now?'
Khuldir Ranlien sighs.
Baron Astellig says 'Ummmm....never mind we'll skip that part'
Athawe faints.
Nelida bursts into tears.
Ceton lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Ceton!
Ceton blushes.
Baron Astellig says 'Khuldir, repeat after me..'
Khuldir Ranlien nods.
Baron Astellig says 'I Khuldir Ranlien..'
Khuldir Ranlien says 'I, Khuldir Ranlien'
Baron Astellig says 'Do take thee Athawe to be my lawfully wedded wife...'
Khuldir Ranlien says 'Do take thee Athawe to be my lawfully wedded wife'
Baron Astellig says 'To love and to cherish, through sickness and health, through darkness and light...'
Khuldir Ranlien says 'To love and to cherish, through sickness and health, through darkness and light..'
Baron Astellig says 'To protect thee and honor thee, to give all my money to Astellig'
Khuldir Ranlien says 'To protect and honor thee, to give Astellig a nice bollocking after this...'
Baron Astellig smiles happily.
Khuldir Ranlien grins evilly.
Baron Astellig says 'Okay Athawe...'
Baron Astellig says 'Repeat after me'
Athawe nods.
Baron Astellig says 'I Athawe, do take thee Khuldir to be my lawfully wedded husband'
Athawe says 'I, Athawe, do take thee Khuldir to be my lawfully wedded husband.'
Nelida oocs 'just type force Ath say (vows)'
Athawe oocs 'Shut up'
Astellig oocs 'rofl'
Baron Astellig says 'To love and to cherish, through sickness and health, through darkness and light...'
Athawe says 'To love and to cherish, through sickness and health, through darkness and light'
Baron Astellig says 'To protect thee and honor thee and keep you from making stupid mischannels all around the mud'
Athawe says 'To protect thee and honor thee and keep you from making stupid mischannels all around the mud.'
Baron Astellig says 'May I have the rings please?'
Athawe gives (Emerald) (Garnet) Athawe's Devotion to Astellig.
Baron Astellig says 'Oh I thought the best man and maid of honor had them'
Reidia says 'were too drunk'
Khuldir Ranlien says 'we don't trust em with it'
Astellig gives a Golden Wedding Band to Khuldir.
Maochro Khayos says 'where would I keep it?'
Baron Astellig says 'Give the ring to Athawe and say the words, With this ring, I thee wed...'
Khuldir gives a Golden Wedding Band to Athawe.
Khuldir Ranlien says 'With this ring, I thee wed.'
Lightning flashes in the sky.
Baron Astellig says 'Oh and umm...you should wear it'
Khuldir oocs 'hmm lightning flashes...'
Athawe wears a Golden Wedding Band on her left finger.
Baron Astellig says 'Give this ring to khuldir and say, With this ring, I thee wed'
Athawe gives (Emerald) (Garnet) Athawe's Devotion to Khuldir.
Athawe says 'With this ring, I thee wed'
Khuldir wears (Emerald) (Garnet) Athawe's Devotion on his left finger.
Khuldir Ranlien beams a smile at Athawe.
Athawe beams a smile at Khuldir Ranlien.
Fereia says 'where's the kiss?'
Baron Astellig says 'Is there anyone here today that feels these two should not be wed? Speak now, or forever hold thy peace.'
Khuldir Ranlien glares around him.
Maochro Khayos says 'umm'
Nelida coughs loudly.
*thwock!* Xanya Khayos slaps Maochro Khayos!
Reidia bonks Maochro Khayos on the head for being such an UTTER moron.
Naraj says 'no one better say a damn thing'
Xanya Khayos says 'shut'
Naraj glares around him.
Maochro Khayos puts his hand back down.
Baron Astellig nods.
Ceton says 'as long as he grabs her tush when he's kisses her...fine by me'
Baron Astellig says 'then Khuldir....'
Khuldir Ranlien says 'grin'
Baron Astellig says 'Do you take Athawe to be thy wife?'
Khuldir Ranlien says 'Yes. I do.'
Baron Astellig says 'Athawe, Do you take Khuldir to be thy husband?'
Athawe beams a smile at Khuldir Ranlien.
Athawe says 'I do.'
Baron Astellig says 'Then by the authority invested in me by the Gods above, the rest of the immortal staff, and just because I'm one BADASS KNIGHT, I now pronounce you husband and wife!!!!! YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!!!!!'
Athawe says 'Floyd beckons. I must obey.'
Athawe twitches nervously.
*Yay!* Go Athawe!!! Naraj cheers her on.
*Yay!* Go Khuldir Ranlien!!! Naraj cheers him on.
Naraj says 'CONGRATULATIONS'
Khuldir Ranlien kisses Athawe passionately.
Ceton cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!x6
Khuldir Ranlien squeezes Athawe fondly.
Athawe kisses Khuldir Ranlien passionately.
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUCE THE MARRIAGE OF ATHAWE AND KHULDIR!!!!!
Reidia says 'ok beer time'
Astellig has created a mystical beer fountain!
Ceton oocs 'spike punch x2'
Naraj says 'may this sexual experience be better than the last'

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