RP channel logs: Briana, Maochro, Ordici

[RP]: Ordici ducks flying pots and pans as Briana heads for the knife shelf.
[RP]: (Maochro): Briana grabs a knife and throws it at Ordici. It pins his cloak to the wall.
[RP]: Briana says 'Behave yourself dear.'
[RP]: (Ordici): Ordici looks at the quivering knife in his new cloak. He thinks to himself Urmela and Briana sure do like the same technique.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Sorry Dear.'
[RP]: Briana walks over taking the knife and goes back to her cooking
[RP]: Ordici kicks out a stool for Maochro to join him at the table.
[RP]: Ordici says 'So what is the news from the Hall? Anything going on?'
[RP]: Maochro jumps into a seat.
[RP]: Maochro says 'None. Urmela has her plants and we have our heads.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Always a pleasant thought. You really shouldn't get drunk you know.'
[RP]: Ordici passes Maochro the wine skin.
[RP]: Briana places bowls of stew in front of Ordici and Maochro
[RP]: Briana says 'Eat up, gentlemen.'
[RP]: Ordici gets out of his chair to help Briana bring the rest of the dinner utensils out.
[RP]: Maochro eats the food.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Need the silverware babe.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Mao not with your hands.'
[RP]: Maochro licks fingers.
[RP]: Ordici returns with the silverware and sits across from Briana.
[RP]: Briana says 'Since when has Mao used utensils?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'I don't know. Hasn't Qethia taught you to use a fork yet, Mao?'
[RP]: Briana says 'Where are the two of you headed next? You never seem to hold still for long.'
[RP]: Ordici digs into his meal, making eye contact with Briana every chance he can get.
[RP]: Maochro says 'Qethia has yet to teach me anything except how cruel love is.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Well Mao, where are you off to?'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Prolgu.'
[RP]: Briana winks at Ordici.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Prolgu.. Not Sthiss Tor?'
[RP]: Maochro sighs.
[RP]: Ordici says 'It is about time.'
[RP]: Briana says 'Maochro, please wipe the food off your chin, dear.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'No Sthiss Tor. NO snakes. I will get plenty of monsters. Why? I'm saving it for later.'
[RP]: Ordici blows a kiss at Briana ... isn't he so CUTE?
[RP]: Briana shakes 'What are we gonna do with you Mao?'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Find me a woman.'
[RP]: Maochro falls down laughing.
[RP]: Briana says 'Belar knows I've tried'
[RP]: Briana rubs her foot up Ordici's leg under the table.
[RP]: Ordici says 'You can't teach every man as well as you think. Maochro is untrainable dear. Destined to bachelorhood. I kinda Envy him sometimes.'
[RP]: Ordici winks at Briana.
[RP]: Briana says 'Oh really, now?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Sure... Now yard work, no farming. Hell he can go where he wants. Yup I envy him sometimes.'
[RP]: Briana fingers the promise ring Ordici gave her, looking daggers at him.
[RP]: (Ordici): Noticing the look in Briana's eyes, Ordici realizes his mistake.
[RP]: Briana says 'I'm sure it can be arranged...dear.'
[RP]: Briana raises an eyebrow at Ordici and goes back to her meal, ignoring him.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Uhh.. Briana I said I envy him sometimes. But I love you and love what we have. I just mean.... before I met you... I mean... I wouldn't want my life any other way!'
[RP]: Maochro says 'You're getting yourself in deeper.'
[RP]: Briana silently eats her meal.
[RP]: Ordici whispers to Maochro 'no kidding help me out here!'
[RP]: Briana says 'Tell me about your day, Maochro?'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Well, I rode over here and found a giant stuffed foot on the way.'
[RP]: Maochro pulls out a giant stuffed foot.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Ahhh.. Stuffed foot. I found rabbit's foot on the road today dear. Let me get it for you. I have it...'
[RP]: Briana says 'Well that's interesting...where did you find it?'
[RP]: Briana says 'I wasn't talking to you Ordici, eat.'
[RP]: Ordici sighs as he gets back to finishing his meal.
[RP]: Briana sighs.
[RP]: Ordici thinks 'Man I am screwed now. Maochro should be helping me. Belar, how could I have been so stupid?'
[RP]: (Briana): The room gets very quiet, very fast.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Have Mao leave, love. We are trapped here.'
[RP]: Briana says 'Mao, can you excuse us for a moment? Ordici and I need to speak for a moment.'
[RP]: (Zhuncta): Maochro leaves the room.
[RP]: Ordici turns to an expecting Briana, who is fingering her Promise Ring on the chain around her neck while looking accusingly at him.
[RP]: Briana says 'Well? '
[RP]: Ordici says 'Ummm... Briana, My Love...'
[RP]: Briana says 'No, don't give me that'
[RP]: Briana says 'Just answer me one thing'
[RP]: Ordici swallows the spit in his mouth and looks scared.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Yes dear?'
[RP]: Briana says 'Do you really think bachelorhood would be so much better than a life with me?'
[RP]: Maochro slowly opens the door and sneaks into room.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Briana.. My love...'
[RP]: Briana looks directly at Ordici
[RP]: Briana says 'Just answer'
[RP]: Ordici is frozen in his tracks.
[RP]: Briana says 'Simple yes or no question'
[RP]: Briana taps her foot under the table.
[RP]: Maochro mouths the word, "No."
[RP]: Briana glares at Maochro.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Yes dear.. I mean, no, dear... I mean... God, Briana, I want you!! Do you understand me? That is a trick question!! I just want you. We are promised to get married some day.'
[RP]: Maochro whistles appreciatively.
[RP]: Briana says 'Stay out of this or leave, Mao'
[RP]: Maochro sneaks out of room and prepares the horse.
[RP]: Ordici watches Maochro sneak out and envies his best friend.
[RP]: Briana says 'Yes, no, yes, no. That was no answer. I can see you have a lot of growing up to do yet. You're still a boy aren't you? Maybe I'll wait until you're more of a man.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Baby Please! I lo...'
[RP]: Briana says 'Enough '
[RP]: Briana says 'I don't want to talk about this anymore'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Briana I love you. I want you. Can't you understand that?'
[RP]: Briana says 'Why don't you and your little friend go off and play in the woods.'
[RP]: Briana says 'Take your toy swords and go play. Perhaps I was foolish to fall in love with one so young.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Now wait just one minute. Belar! I am one year younger than YOU!!'
[RP]: Briana stands and begins to clear the table.
[RP]: Briana says 'Could have fooled me.'
[RP]: Ordici Starts to help Briana with the table clearing.
[RP]: Briana grabs the plate from Ordici's hand
[RP]: Briana says 'I said, GO.'
[RP]: Maochro climbs up on horse.
[RP]: Ordici says 'But Briana. I never let you clean up alone. My father… if he still wanted me... would think me a cad to leave you to do it alone.'
[RP]: Briana grabs a knife and starts to play with it, glaring at Ordici
[RP]: Briana says 'Care to lose a finger?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Baby, please reconsider this. (cries out) I don't want to go to Prolgu'
[RP]: Briana says 'Oh grow up!'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Let me stay with you. I can make it up to you. I love you Briana. Why are you doing this to me?'
[RP]: Briana says 'I thought you were a mighty adventurer.'
[RP]: Maochro laughs out loud.
[RP]: Briana says 'I'm doing this because you obviously don't know what you want'
[RP]: Ordici says 'I am... but I want to be with you. I just got back hunting leeches when Urmela wanted peaches.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'I want you. You are wearing my ring aren't you?'
[RP]: Briana says 'Yes, and I thought it meant something'
[RP]: Ordici says 'It does. It means everything to me.'
[RP]: Briana wipes away the tears threatening to fall.
[RP]: Briana says 'Then why did you say that?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'I didn't mean it baby. Maochro is always looking for a woman. I am tired of seeing him moping. I was trying to make him feel better.'
[RP]: Maochro bursts out laughing. Puts the last pack on my horse.
[RP]: Briana says 'Mao, would you get out of here!'
[RP]: Maochro rides off.
[RP]: Briana says 'Ordici will come play with you tomorrow.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Briana We have to talk about this!'
[RP]: Briana says 'I think I have plans for him tonight'
[RP]: Ordici says 'But we were supposed to go stargazing tonight. Beloved....'
[RP]: Briana walks in to Ordici's arms, cutting him off.
[RP]: Briana says 'Just stop talking dear.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'I love you. I didn't mean to hurt you dear.'
[RP]: Ordici kisses Briana passionately.
[RP]: (Ordici): Briana and Ordici start telling each other things as we leave off of this adventure.

[RP]: (Maochro): The cottage was in sight, as it began to rain.
[RP]: Maochro gets off horse and walks up to door.
[RP]: Maochro notices a red ribbon on the doorknob, but ignores it. He then knocks on the door.
[RP]: Maochro knocks on the door using the Secret Adventurer Knock.
[RP]: (Maochro): Briana is heard saying, 'YES ORDICI YES!'
[RP]: (Maochro): Maochro has a bite to eat from his travelling bag. Five minutes later, he knocks on the door again.
[RP]: Ordici opens the door a crack and sticks only his head out the door. He is hiding himself behind the door as Maochro is standing there grinning.
[RP]: Ordici says 'What's the problem Maochro?'
[RP]: Briana says 'Ordici! Come back, sweetheart! I'm getting cold!'
[RP]: Maochro says 'I've come for a visit. I also brought you an Ulgo robe.'
[RP]: Maochro hands the robe to Ordici.
[RP]: Maochro says 'It sounds like Briana might need it.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Bri.. uhh Babe.. Maochro wishes to come in!'
[RP]: Briana mutters 'Bloody...'
[RP]: Ordici whispers to Maochro Cut it out you clown.
[RP]: Ordici says 'He comes bearing gifts dear.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Hey Mao give us a moment.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'You got any ale? I'm thirsty.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Ok. I'll wait.'
[RP]: Briana says 'Get him something to eat, I'll be out in a minute.'
[RP]: Ordici nods and slams the door in Maochro's face.
[RP]: Maochro puts his cloak to his bleeding nose.
[RP]: Ordici gets into his leggings. Checking that Briana has her Ulgo robe and is ready he opens the door wide.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Come on in, good son. What happened? Your nose is bleeding.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'What did ya do that for? You broke my nose!'
[RP]: Ordici says 'It isn't broken.. Here let me see it.'
[RP]: Maochro shows how his nose is now crooked.
[RP]: Briana says 'Come here, Maochro'
[RP]: Maochro glares at Ordici.
[RP]: Ordici grabs both sides of Maochro's nose and places the nose straight.
[RP]: Maochro walks up to Briana
[RP]: Ordici says 'That's better baby.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'GAH!!!!! '
[RP]: Maochro punches Ordici in the jaw.
[RP]: Ordici flies into the side wall.
[RP]: Ordici says 'What was that for?'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Warn me before you do something like that.'
[RP]: Briana shakes her head and goes to have a nap while the boys play.
[RP]: Ordici says 'hey babe. Got any cold Roasted chicken. Maochro and I are hungry. Get out of the bed dear. It is a beautiful day (looks out the window at the rain)'
[RP]: Maochro says 'I really hope Briana is wearing something under that robe. I didn't have time to tell you that if not dipped in water for one day, it becomes REALLY itchy.'
[RP]: (Briana): Briana comes out, dressed in her normal garb.
[RP]: Ordici whistles at the sight of Briana.
[RP]: Briana says 'You can't find the food yourself love?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'You prepare it better. And I always get splinters going into that pantry.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'I know where it is. But that squirrel is stealing it.'
[RP]: (Maochro): A squirrel had come into the house for food.
[RP]: (Briana): Briana sighs and wonders how she ever fell such an inept, but adorable boy.
[RP]: Ordici throws his knife at the squirrel and misses completely.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Damn missed a fresh dinner.'
[RP]: (Maochro): The squirrel runs out the door.
[RP]: Maochro says 'Let's get roaring drunk!'
[RP]: Ordici mutters something quietly to himself.
[RP]: Maochro had stolen some kegs out of the pantry, earlier.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Again? Mao, my friend, you got to lay off.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Why? '
[RP]: Ordici says 'Didn't Sthiss Tor teach you anything!!'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Alorns are SUPPOSED to get drunk. It's our religion.'
[RP]: Briana tosses a slab of cold chicken on the tabletop and slams two knives in to it.
[RP]: Briana says 'Eat up boys'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Religion! That is what all the ale vendors crow about.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'How did you get the chicken back, Bri?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'I don't drink to often Mao. Briana would kill me if I got drunk every night.'
[RP]: Briana says 'Do you honestly think a little squirrel could carry off a half of a chicken?'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Looked like a strong squirrel to me.'
[RP]: Ordici mutters at the sight of blood on Briana's throwing knife.
[RP]: Briana says 'Sounds like you've been hitting the ale already my friend.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Aye. '
[RP]: Ordici leaves the house for a second and you can hear him talking to the gods.
[RP]: Maochro had already been drinking from the keg.
[RP]: Ordici returns and sighs at the sight of the throwing knife as he goes and cleans it in the sink.
[RP]: Briana says 'That stuff will rot your gut, my friend'
[RP]: Ordici says dejectedly 'That's why they call it gut rot.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'So? I'd rather die happy and drunk, than die alone and sober.'
[RP]: Ordici grabs 3 mugs from the shelf and places them on the table.
[RP]: Briana says 'Just don't pick up the habit please Ordici.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Qethia again?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Yes dear?'
[RP]: Ordici fills his mug all the way full and downs it in one gulp when Briana wasn't looking.
[RP]: Briana says 'Your friend's habit of drinking himself in to a stupor.'
[RP]: Maochro whispers to Ordici, 'All women are cruel. Watch out with this one. She may make you wear a kilt.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'I know dear. I told you about my Leech fishing. Wonder whatever happened to Nesrin. Ahh Bait Boy. I miss torturing him.'
[RP]: Briana giggles
[RP]: Ordici throws a look at the kilt on the peg next to the bed.
[RP]: Ordici says 'I bet.'
[RP]: Maochro sings, 'Bait boy, bait boy, he is the leeches' sex toy.'
[RP]: Ordici fills his mug with ale and takes a sip.
[RP]: Ordici rolls on the floor and dies of phreaking laughter...must've been funny.
[RP]: Ordici says 'Whatever happened to him? Think Senthas killed him in the end?'
[RP]: Maochro watches Ordici spill a lot of the drink.
[RP]: Maochro says 'Nope. I saw him in Boktor. Didn't mention him to my brother.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'He was peddling rugs.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Rugs. But isn't he part of the Angarak Army?'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Nope. He went AWOL.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'AWOL... Great is that why Senthas needed him?'
[RP]: Maochro says 'probably. They'll catch up to him soon enough, and he'll be back in the army.'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Ahh. The life. That is why I never joined. Too much responsibility. I will stick to showing folks around in the woods.'
[RP]: Maochro says 'Didn't your cousin join the Western Army?'
[RP]: Ordici says 'Yup. My big cousin Ordicus is in the western army. A corporal already.'
[RP]: Ordici takes a sip of his empty ale mug, sighs and refills it.
[RP]: Maochro passes out on the table in a drunken stupor.
[RP]: Ordici attempts to take a sip of his ale when Briana pulls the mug out of his hand, walks to a window and pours the contents out on her garden.
[RP]: (Maochro): The plants in the garden die.
[RP]: Briana says 'Only because I love you dear'
[RP]: Ordici stares at the mug dripping its last drop and sighs.

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