This isn't much of a flame, but it's the only one I have available. I've received a couple before, but they were pretty much just expressing their own opinions, and I respect that. This puerile brain came up with the following:
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Kieth Spry (kspry@honey.beeline.ca) |
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You mother fucking cock sucking son of a bitch. You don't dare insult my Woman in such a maner ,or I will personally kick you huge mother fuckin ass in . I felt totaly insulted by what you said I just think it's time to insult you. You cunt kissing bickwadds. You are a turtle that humps rocks for a fucking living. I've called the fucking Fed's on you bithch, so come kiss my huge, bonie ass to make every thing all right. Oh, and by the way, about Amy having no pearsonality, well you have the pearsonality of a $2.00 prostitote named Cloie, and at least Amy studies,she isn't a fourth grade drop out who lives at the corner of H and Q. So if you are done insulting Amy you can stick your small dick in a fucking blender and hit fraper. Kiss my ass sincierly: Some guy | |
Point 1: ...you don't dare insult my Woman in such a maner - apparently I already did "dare" insult "his" woman in such a "maner", since he bothered to write me about it. What's a "maner" anyway--something you get from the lions of the Serengeti? That's manner, Kieth!
Point 2: or I will personally kick you huge mother fuckin ass in - Ooooh, my knees are shaking. Kieth, when you figure out a way to get a physical kick into a an online rear end, make sure to patent it. There is money to be made in honest-to-goodness cybersex!
Point 3: You are a turtle that humps rocks for a fucking living. - This is quite inventive Kieth. Congratulations! You came up with something new in your mail. This little gem will send me laughing for a good long time--a *turtle* for crying out loud! :::hahahahahaha::: But what's a "bickwadds"?
Point 4: I've called the fucking Fed's on you bithch - And here I thought *bitch* was a word you could actually use--apparently not; you can't even spell it right. And the "Fed's" are gonna be way out of their jurisdiction if they try to come after me since I am thankfully not a North American. I won't even mention the--do I see 2 sentence fragments in that statement?
Point 5: so come kiss my huge, bonie ass to make every thing all right. - Ah, Kieth, Kieth, Kieth. Why should I want to make everything "all right"? Did it occur to you that people like a free forum, actually enjoy getting other opinions? Perhaps you can't defend your views so that you wish to deny everyone else. And to be honest, I didn't even know your ass could be both huge and "bonie"--God knows what that means. I always thought the one precluded the other
Point 6: you have the pearsonality of a $2.00 prostitote named Cloie - What, we're doing fruits now? And "prostitote"--is that one of those funky new bags I see all the kids carting around? This isn't making sense at all Kieth! The oldest profession is apparently beyond your ability to spell as well. I'm beginning to wonder if you can spell at all.
Point 7: she isn't a fourth grade drop out who lives at the corner of H and Q. - I'd be the first to admit I haven't the foggiest idea as to where H & Q are. And I am NOT going to get sucked into a contest comparing IQ and grade point averages, for THAT would be childish in the extreme. In fact, Kieth my boy, you look like the fouth grade drop-out. Any fourth grade child where I come from can spell better than you and sure as hell has a better grasp of grammar as well!
Point 8: So if you are done insulting Amy you can stick your small dick in a fucking blender and hit fraper - Okay, say I'm done insulting Amy. I'm trying to follow the rest of yur instructions, but I hit a big-time snag here, Kieth. Well, a small one and a big one. The less pressing problem is the fact that I can't find "fraper" on my blender, just frapee. More importantly, I'm a girl. And in case you missed basic sex ed, you must realize women don't have dicks. We do our thinking with our brains.
Point 9: sincierly: Some guy - What is this, a last ditch effort to hide yourself behind a nom de plume? Please learn a little about the properties of your email program. If you want to be "Some guy" so badly, at least change your name in the options so that "Kieth Spry" won't show up automatically. Annoymity is easy online!
Final Commentary: Well, Kieth, thank you for this entertaining little message. If you could take a little constructive criticism from a stranger, please at least try to spell things properly, or at least read ot over before sending mail, because you end up looking foolish to an audience you want to take you seriously.
Speaking from my end--if "your" woman Ami (and NOT 'Amy' you poor DIC'd N.Americans) ever read this she'd be mortified to find her name linked to such a one as you. If you want so badly to defend your beloved Sailor Mercury, all you have to do is suggest her for the Leading Ladies of Anime. In fact, I suggested that at the beginning of Anime's Most Annoying Women!
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