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Issue Five - 03/02/05 |
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Financial Advice with Amanda Brunker |
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Dear Amanda,
I've had an increase in salary over the past year and instead of this meaning I have more money to go around I've found that it has just made my spending more reckless and irresponsible. My credit card bills are always huge. What can I do to try and keep my spending under control? John P. Dear John, Don't talk to me about credit card bills. My last Visa bill was around ten thousand euros! Of course I can well afford it because I have so much money - I mean did I mention how much money I get for writing for The Sunday World? And for presenting The Dinner Party? It's like, ohmigod!, so much money. I'm just so rich at the moment and plus, I've got really big breasts. Wait. What was the question again? Sincerely, Amanda Dear Amanda, I find the constant fluctuation of mortgage rates very confusing. I'm looking to buy a home with my girlfriend soon but I really need someone to explain mortgages to me in simple terms. Can you help? Kevin M. Dear Kevin, You know who doesn't know anything about mortgages? Jordan, that's who. She is such a bitch. In the Green Room after the Dunphy Show I should have boxed that whore straight in the face. She's just jealous cause mine are real. What a talentless fucking cunt. Next time she's in Ireland I'm going to get her good. Sincerely, Amanda |
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