Issue Five - 03/02/05       


News in Brief

Metric changeover confusion no problem for local drugdealers

Extended version is longer than original

Children found guilty of Michael Jackson abuse
Radical conspiracy theorist believes Elvis was never born

Coming soon - Harold Shipman: The Musical

Ram receives inflatable person as novelty birthday present

  • GMIT Student to be next David Blaine

  • Join the 'Free Ray Burke' campaign

  • Marty is named top Irish Metrosexual

  • MorWax announce - Con Air: The Play

  • This week's TV highlights

  • SMS Philosophy - Plato

  • Man claims spiritual benefit from enforced celibacy

  • New Galway musical - The Wizard of Dole

  • Coming soon - Buster 2 starring Gerry Adams

  • Financial Advice with Amanda Brunker

  • Ask Hungover Jesus




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