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Irish comedian Dave McSavage is reportedly 'looking
forward' to his first sexual experience.
Best known for his impromptu shows in Dublin’s Temple Bar
area, McSavage says he thinks it’s going to happen soon.
"Well obviously I was beaten up
constantly at school so no girls
would look twice at me. In fact a
lot of the time it was actually the
girls I fancied who were beating
me up."
Now, however, things are starting
to look up for the improvisational
comedian.
"Last week I held a girl’s hand all
the way home," says Dave excitedly, "And it didn’t get all
sweaty like it normally does. Maybe next week I might get to
put my hand up her shirt. That’d be cool."
"I’m not sure about French-kissing though. I don’t want to get
her pregnant."
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Beaten up by girls
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