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Easter Special - 24/03/05

Dave McSavage looking forward to first sexual experience

Irish comedian Dave McSavage is reportedly 'looking forward' to his first sexual experience.

Best known for his impromptu shows in Dublin’s Temple Bar area, McSavage says he thinks it’s going to happen soon.

"Well obviously I was beaten up constantly at school so no girls would look twice at me. In fact a lot of the time it was actually the girls I fancied who were beating me up."

Now, however, things are starting to look up for the improvisational comedian.

"Last week I held a girl’s hand all the way home," says Dave excitedly, "And it didn’t get all sweaty like it normally does. Maybe next week I might get to put my hand up her shirt. That’d be cool."

"I’m not sure about French-kissing though. I don’t want to get her pregnant."


Beaten up by girls