It's our bi-annual Easter special!
Issue Seven - 24/03/05       

News in Brief
Man nailed to tree, 2,000 years later pubs close

Michael Jackson renames ranch 'Never Happened Land'

Toddler holds bunny hostage in chocolate stand-off

'Chav' consigned to buzzword graveyard

Git orders pints of Heino and Probo, receives punch in face

Local free paper makes appeal for printer toner

  • God reduces The Black Box to rubble

  • George Bush's feeding tube to be removed

  • UN to establish 'Herbert Nation'

  • Oldest recorded Snack Box found in Eyre Square

  • Dave McSavage looking forward to first sexual experience

  • English national tired of name confusion

  • Olaf Tyaransen finally banished from Galway

  • College bi-sexual leaves club after woman hits on her

  • Big Tom and the Mainliners - not just a clever name

  • Ask Hungover Jesus

  • A new stench from Calvin Klein

  • The Village 2

  • The Whirlpool Stigmatic




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