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Issue Nine- 03/06/05 |
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The Depression Weight Loss Plan is for you! |
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Ireland has an ever increasing problem with obesity. And let's face it girls it's not only the mega
fatties that need to watch their weight. We all have our own little battles going on and I for one
am sick of all these 'get-thin-quick' diets that just don't work. Atkins makes your breath stink
and let's face it - what doctor is going to want to marry you if you smell like you're on the dole?
That's why I'm sticking to a tried and tested weight loss program - depression. Yup! Weight drops off as easy as pie when you get yourself a bit of mental illness! I'd much rather be skinny, fabulous and miserable than a fat, tubby barrel of laughs. And hey, when I've bagged a hunky general practitioner I'll get all the anti-depressants I can gobble for free! So if you know what's important in life then follow my Depression Weight Loss Plan. You'll want to slit your wrists and slowly feel your life essence drain from you as the cocktail of painkillers and vodka numb your brain but you'll be slim as a super model! |
 Katie Kelleher's new book 'So Skinny I Could Puke' is out now
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