Issue Nine - 03/06/05        


News in Brief

Church introduces low carb host in effort to lure back Congregation X

Castlepark infant given ridiculous name by parents

Last crumb of decency baked into humble pie and eaten, with words

God offers 30 day amnesty to atheists

Yoko Ono claims she was the walrus

Mark Felt admits to being Deep Throat

Bill Clinton admits to being Deep Throated

  • Gossip Mags band together selflessly in Kylie's time of need

  • Rotating corpse mystery leads to Galway

  • Old Galway Bus Tour relocates to Dublin

  • Richie Kavanagh's come back tour to hit Galway

  • The Depression Weight Loss Plan is for you!

  • Galway's newest theme park - JCB World!

  • I'm a Crustie! Yay!

  • This week's television highlights

  • Ask Hungover Jesus

  • Letters to the Editor




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