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Issue Nine - 03/06/05 |
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News in Brief
Church introduces
low carb host in
effort to lure back
Congregation X
Castlepark infant
given ridiculous
name by parents
Last crumb of
decency baked into
humble pie and
eaten, with words
God offers 30 day
amnesty to atheists
Yoko Ono claims
she was the walrus
Mark Felt admits
to being Deep
Throat
Bill Clinton admits
to being Deep
Throated
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