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Issue Nine- 03/06/05 |
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Galway's newest theme park - JCB World! |
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Hey Kids! Are you tired of the same old boring fun-fairs? Sick of slides
and rides that leave you feeling unfulfilled? Well then you need to get
yourself down to JCB World!
JCB World is Galway's brand spanking new theme park that's just for
kids! Now you can experience all the thrills and excitement of an
over-budget, behind-schedule Redevelopment Project right in the heart
of Galway.
Delight at the sheer terror of the Caterpillar slide, splash your little hearts out in the muddy water holes and relieve yourself in the corrugated iron roofed portacabin. It's just like a real building site! And don't forget Dads - while the little ones are having fun testing their skill at the jack hammer competition - why not while away the afternoon appreciating the subtle beauty of various silicone-enhanced tabloid skanks. You'll find dozens of these papers littered around, often with genuine muddy caterpillar footprints from the Eastern workers that Junior Minister Conor Lenihan loves so much. JCB World is situated right in the heart of Galway City Centre, on top of the site formerly known as Eyre Square. Conceived and developed in just under one week, JCB World has the distinction of being the only county or city council project in Ireland that has ever come in under budget or on time. |
 This JCB (pictured here in the wild) is just one of the many that you can see at JCB World! |