 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
Issue Nine- 03/06/05 |
 |
This week's television highlights |
|
|
Let's face it, watching TV during the summer months is
like being slapped in the face repeatedly with an unwashed
cheese grater. It's painful and stinks like unwashed feet.
Well... maybe not exactly like that. But it's still fairly shit. Here's a selection of what not to watch over the next fortnight. Law and Order SUV - The gas-guzzling 4x4s of soccer Moms are being mysteriously scratched at night. This looks like a case for Law and Order SUV! Stick a Fork in Me I'm Tom Dunne - Contestants torture the paisley shirt wearing motherfucker. Fun for all the family! Celebrity Autopsy: How to Dismantle an Atomic Kitten - Finally we get to see if Kerry Katona's head really is as hollow as we all suspect. Celebrity STD Island - Abi Titmuss, Fran Cosgrave, Rebecca Loos and some other sad attention whores bang each other for a last grasp at fleeting fame. The crustaceans on the beach aren't the only crabs going around on this tropical paradise! Big Brother - That's it. No joke. It's just fucking awful. |
 |