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					a quickie: parts 1 & 2 by RaXenaWP http://www.xenafan.com/fiction/content3/aquickie.html SYNOPSIS: No point, just go read it, it's funny! NANCY: Check this out, particularly the sex alert disclaimer... excerpt, disclaimer: There is no sex here. A lot of you probably saw the title and came here thinking oh boy, sex, sex, sex, and more sex. Nope. Nada. The title refers to the length of the story, not anything that happens therein. It was really just a cheap ploy to get people here. Oh well, we just ruined that. But go read anyway! EWOK: Ahhhh ... *laughing* ... I read this a while back. It's a good one, no? NANCY: The disclaimer on the second story is a classic! Something like "Don't read this, it's crap". *ROFL* Of course, nothing is more attractive than being told NOT to do something... EWOK: Lead us not into temptation... NANCY: ...we can find it ourselves? Yeah... We also didn't lack for bad puns in our lives either. These aren't really stories, they're like long winded jokes to tell around the campfire:-) EWOK: A joke can't be a story, and a story can't be a joke? NANCY: Good point. I hope when I hit the local watering hole this evening I don't ask anyone for a Xena...(you'll have to read to find out what THAT means!) Then again *rubs hands together* what're the chances cute babes would respond to it? EWOK: *laughing* NANCY: Tickled the funny bone. 6 I think. EWOK: 6.5. It's not art, but neither is what we do.