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euphemism hall of fame
What's another word for...?
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Read something really tacky lately?
Submit an appalling sex euphemism to our Euphemism Hall of Fame! If you read a story
where the author has an absolutely wild imagination in their sex scenes and refers to
the female ... errr ... genitalia as the:
"silky smooth blossoming leaves of the purple polka dotted papaya blossom"
...or something similar, then please let us know (and be sure to send us the name and the URL of the story in question). Look at the examples we and our readers have found and revel...
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... in the stories that have produced them!
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- from L Fox's
The Favor
"Finally she pulled the lips of her crotch apart with her middle fingers and at first just touched the tip of her tongue around the edges. Excited by Mel's soft moans, Janice's tongue began to work its magic in earnest. Mel bucked and pressed her hips hard against Janice's face.
'Ohhhhhhhh Gahhd! Ohhhhhhhh Gahhhhhd! Oh Gahhhhhhhhhhhhd!'
After a few minutes of delicious exploration Janice's tongue began to pound away at the Magic Button."
Thanks to our intrepid spotter Mikee PM for sending that one in.
- from Jamie Boughen's
In the Shadow of the Eagle's Wing
"Rell found the position brazenly sexual, wanton even. It excited her, feeling so blatantly open.
The touch of the night air brushed over her heated center, cooling and inflaming at the same time.
The petals at her core unfurled, allowing Rell to feel the first rush of her passions as they poured
from her overflowing well-spring. Her hips picked up the rhythm of the gentle throbbing at her point
of power, moving gently against softness of the woman beneath her. Dropping her head, she tried to
distract herself by kissing Diana, giving herself over to the sensual touch of the tall woman's
hands on her lightly sweating skin."
- from Penumbra's
The Kink and How to Work It
"The scent in the leather was now a familiar one and it comforted her so that she almost forgot the
raging beast of many horsepowers that was idly throbbing between her legs."
- from Sword’n’Quill's
Redemption
"After all, didn't a person have to peel back the tough skin of an orange to get to the succulent fruit beneath?"
- from Tigerlilly's
Community Service
"Juliette inserted a second, then third finger, Riana's pulsating oriface gripping the fingers like a vise."
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