--on why the summer apparently sucks
hottchills69: hum.. i dont see ren enough.. and i hvaent agotten any in like 2 months haha

Brownie12788: so.. how are .. things
Brownie12788: haha
NateC124: things? is that a super bored question?
Brownie12788: haha yeah pretty much.. plus i haven't talked to you lately.. so i'm askin whats on ya mind bro hahaha
NateC124: fuck
NateC124: right now im thinking about
NateC124: how i just blew the perfect season
Brownie12788: perfect season? ncaa?
Brownie12788: nate, i know this may come hard to you.. but there is more to life than video games ;-)
NateC124: well thats not true, but youre on the right path in life if you knew what i was talking about by "perfect season"

iAMjondy: i have successfully hacked rackley's network

Brownie12788: come on damnit
Brownie12788: twenty dollars
NateC124: what about it
Brownie12788: i'll bang you for twenty dollars
NateC124: no, i'll bang you for twenty dollars

KiLLeroF SIns682: i only have 35 dollars left of my paycheck, and i don't even know how
NateC124: lol what was your paycheck
KiLLeroF SIns682: only 52 dollars...
KiLLeroF SIns682: it was horrible
NateC124: apparently you spent 17 dollars then

DesertFox928: what is my icon
NateC124: ...the pokemon charmander
DesertFox928: sweet
NateC124: unfortunately i know that but haha
DesertFox928: haha
NateC124: some things just dont exit your head haha
DesertFox928: i know man.......and howd i know that at level 18 he goes to charmeleon and at level 36 he goes to charizard
NateC124: hahah
NateC124: and that he's the fourth pokemon
DesertFox928: how do we know these things
NateC124: ....we're 16

SweetCutiePie7: your back?
NateC124: apparently

--a brief history of pennsylvania
CuTe lil RiSs 20: did god create pennsylvania
CuTe lil RiSs 20: or magellian or whoever found this horrible place
NateC124: lol
NateC124: want the brief history of PA
CuTe lil RiSs 20: no wait.. it was comlumbs
NateC124: so theres this guy, william penn
NateC124: hes over there in england
NateC124: and he walks up to king henry viii (or something like that) and hes like
NateC124: "y0, for shizzle king henry, i need some straight up bling"
CuTe lil RiSs 20: 'yo i want to suck your cok'
CuTe lil RiSs 20: damn.. so close
NateC124: because he's a "quaker" meaning he lives in peace and like, fingers fairies and stuff
CuTe lil RiSs 20: haha
NateC124: so the king is like ok start a fucking colony in this land here it can be called "pennsylvania" meaning "penn's woods" from the latin for woods, sylva....
NateC124: or silva but whatever.
CuTe lil RiSs 20: what a moron
NateC124: and so this william penn
CuTe lil RiSs 20: how did the amish become involved witha llof this
CuTe lil RiSs 20: did you know diddy use to live w/ the amish
NateC124: comes over and starts a shitty colony and all the germans, who people thought were dutch
NateC124: came and settled
CuTe lil RiSs 20: PENNSYLVNAIA DUTCH!
NateC124: and then the fucking amish came in, who got their roots from the PA Dutch, who are actually german.
CuTe lil RiSs 20: dutch wonderland!!
NateC124: right.
NateC124: and thanks to them
NateC124: we are the second shittiest strict state
CuTe lil RiSs 20: mother fuckres.. its all theyre fault
NateC124: behind Hell on Earth, Utah
NateC124: we have curfews...we cannot buy alcohol except in state stores
NateC124: we cant fucking do shit except masturbate to the thought of jesus
NateC124: so thank you william penn, for making Enola life gay.
CuTe lil RiSs 20: thats gay.... in new york/jersey.. you can buy it in the grocery store
NateC124: you can do that everywhere.
NateC124: except ..here, and utah.
NateC124: fuckers.

NateC124: you should have played poker tonight
CuTe lil RiSs 20: i dont know how to play poker
NateC124: how did you get through freshman year w/o playing poker
NateC124: did you just strip right away or something?

KiLLeroF SIns682: dude i downloaded a video
NateC124: NO WAY

--mitchell aronson carrying on that legendary jun pimping skill. talking to a girl, for an hour?!
uknowme219: i was just talking to a girl for an hour
uknowme219: i'll send u the conversation

LsLeO89: what makes pink lemonade different from just regualr lemonade
NateC124: uhm
NateC124: the color...

ll bAbiix3 ll: what are sars
NateC124: ....

--after hearing her favorite movies
NateC124: and yet nothign that can even come close to the pure greatness of braveheart
LsLeO89: well yeah braveheart is good... but its not the greatest
NateC124: *it is the greatest thing possible and nothing can even dream of coming close

SweetCutiePie7: what do you want to talk about
NateC124: lol
NateC124: that sounds like a new relationship question
NateC124: you're supposed to ask corey pathetic questions like that
SweetCutiePie7: corey asks me that all the time
SweetCutiePie7: haha
NateC124: hm point made

SweetCutiePie7: when a chink and a black person get married, do their kids get called chiggers
SweetCutiePie7: ?
NateC124: no...multiracial

fOolish x0: u have a job? jesus.. that's pretty bad when the king of laziness has a job and i don't..
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