Notes From the Cess Pool
Vol. II--It's In The Water

Don't do it, lady, don't do it!  Noooooo!!!

These letters respond to the recent change in water filtration by the Cess Pool Public Water District.  The brains at the CPPWD decided that chlorine filtration methods were like, SOOOO 20th century.  In an attempt to keep with the hip and modern spirit of Cess Pool, CPPWD switched to a non-chlorine filtration system and began pumping in water from a different source--not the river, as the Cess Pool folks have been accustomed to since time began.  Again, these letters are not re-printed with anyone's permission. .

(Originally printed 4/6/00)

"I don't know if anybody else noticed a change in the water system but it tastes like muddy water to me.  Did anybody else notice it?"

Tipped off by Gomer's sharp sense of taste, others noticed it and the letters came pouring in...so to speak...

(Originally printed 5/13/00)

"My topic is about the water.  I can't say that I notice any difference in the taste of the water, but I do notice a greasy surface if it sits for a time.  My biggest concern isn't the taste but the health risk it may cause.  The water company was quoted in the paper as saying the chemical chloramines now added" 
Wait a damn minute...how the hell did this get in there???  This person was obviously taught at a school outside the Cess Pool District.

Go Back to My Home Page--quickly, before your brain cells begin to die off

Go Back to Notes From the Cess Pool because you still find the ignorance fascinating.

Go to the next Volume of Notes From the Cess Pool, because you just can't get enough, you sick bastard.