Notes From the Cess Pool
Meet our City Council!
The letters featured on this page are 100% gen-u-whine. I swear to God, even on my best day, I couldn't make this shit up. The letters are telephone messages left at a special toll-free telephone number. The messages are then transcribed by some lucky devil in the Cess Pool daily newspaper's offices and printed in a column aptly titled, "It's Your Call." These letters are not reprinted with anyone's permission, because I figure if these idiots are so stupid that they don't mind the innermost workings of their feeble minds to be printed in their home rag, they shouldn't mind them being posted on the web.
Go Back to My Home Page--quickly, before your brain cells begin to die off