It has been finally discivered today why Max, PM bass player, had disappeared for such a long time and what exactly he was up to during that time.
Reporters from all over the world gathered today in Washington D.C., right in front of the White House, to witness the brand new line up of world famous band "The Peccati Mortali".
"That's right!" - a triumphant Max announced to the press - "It took me quite a lot of time but, in the end, I did convince Miss. Monica Scalinsky to join the PM band and be our new lead singer and guitar player!"
When asked exactly how he managed to get world-renowned Miss. Scalinsky to join the Peccati Mortali, Max explained:
"Well, our secret weapon was definitely my old tune called 'Monica'. When she heard that one, she just capitulated and said that she would to 'anything in the world' to be able to sing it with the PM! So, I promised her that the first new release of Monica & the Peccati Mortali will precisely be a Rap-remake of 'Monica'!!
But I also want to publicly thank my friend Mau, our keyboard player, for the important help he gave me through the positive influence he had on Monica's sister, Miss. Barbara Scalinsky".
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According to Walrus Records official spokesman, the new band is also soon due to begin shooting a new movie with the tentative title of "INPIEMMENCE DAY"!
The movie is supposed to be about the Earth being invaded by the "ORALS", mean alien creatures attempting to destroy the world by shooting huge explosive cigars from their spaceships. In the end, the only weapon capable of defeating them will be, of course ...PM's music!!
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