Shhh! It's past the President's Bed Time

Power failures throughout New York, dim light-bulbs on top of administration's head.


08/23/03 New York, PC Republicans on the Hill are reiterating old words today, as the city of New York recovers from the most crippling blackout in years. Spencer Abraham, the U.S. Secretary of Energy, said on Sunday's Meet The Press that the Bush Administration tried to prevent this from happening, and the "evildoers" (Later determined to be so-called 'Democrats') in Congress stopped the effort. "If the American people had approved our plan...Read More

Daschle to G.O.P.: Give us Judge Judy!


08/03/03 Washington, PC - Senate Minority Leader, Tom Daschle, made a public statement Tuesday concerning what type of Judges the Democratic party would be happy with. The list included Judith Scheindlin from the popular TV reality show Judge Judy. Others listed are: Greg Mathis from Judge Mathis, Larry Elders from Moral Court, Marilyn Malia from The Peoples Court, Mablean Ephrain from Divorce Court and finally Joe Brown from Judge Joe Brown. Read More

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Iran Can!

06/30/03 Evil Axis Lair, PC - At an annual meeting of the Axis of Evil, Korea suggested that the nation of Iran 'Nuke-Up' to protect itself. Kim-Joung-Jim-Bo (A picture of perfect mental health explained:

"I wasn't getting any attention, but now, just look at me! You saw the mistake In-Sane made, didn't you? By not developing WMD, he looked like he was hiding something. The trick is to blatantly tell Bush that you have 'em. With a little bit of luck, you'll provoke The States into an aggressive campaign to avoid you."

Iran reported that, while it was devoting as much resources as possible to the project, the nation's main efforts were focused on dealing with Iraqi WMD program, which, according to the U.S. administration, magically disappeared from Iraq and into Iran.