Cable: (whispering to Rachel) Yeah, I know it was a precaution just in case I died but he's gone so let's drop it.  It's more entertaining watching them.  Ten bucks we see blood.  

Rachel:(whispering back) Deal, but it's only five if it's Jean or Madelyne. (Cable nods)  

Jerry: (lipping to one of his producers "How's the ratings?" He smiles a little)  We have to take another commercial break but when we come back we'll bring out Christopher Summers. (audience applauds)  

(fades out)
(commercials include one "Got Milk?" advertisement, one "Judge Mills Lane" commercial, and a Japanese anime commercial) (fades in)
(audience applauds)
 

Jerry: We're back and we're talking about strange romances and the strange off spring included in them.  Talking about off spring he have Christopher Summers, the father of Scott and the father - in - law to Jean.  (camera pans to Corsair sitting close to his son)  It's good to have you.  

Corsair: Good to be here.  

Jerry: What do you have to say about everything you just heard?  

Corsair: I really shouldn't talk since my life is far from normal but (turning to Scott) son, you have a really twisted existence.  I didn't know how truly bizarre your life was until today.  

Scott: At least I don't abandon my children to go cruising the galaxy with my pirate friends!  

Corsair: (a little hurt) I couldn't come back Scott and you know that!  After the Shi'ar killed your mother I had to run, besides I didn't even know if you had survived!  

Scott: You didn't try hard to find out...  

Jerry: (confused) Umm... I think that we are missing some important facts....  

Corsair: (still hurt) Jerry, many years ago I took my whole family flying when an aliens race called the Shi'ar abducted me and his mother.  Before we were abducted the plane had caught on fire and I put Scott in the only remaining parachute and tied his brother, Alex to him and shoved them out to be safe.  Then we were taken, I don't want to talk about the rest, it's too painful for me still, but a while after everythingm I was befriended by a group called the Starjammers and we have been together ever since.  

Scott: (shocked) Painful for you... I was the one that had to grow up in an *bleeping* orphanage, being mocked every *bleeping* day because I was *bleeping*  different!  I couldn't play....  

Cable: (leans close to Rachel and whispers) any of the reindeer games...  

Rachel: (whispering back, holding back the laugh) Hush will you and watch. I think that there might be a shoving match in three... two..  

Scott: ....with the other children.  I had to stay all by my *bleeping* lonesome and think about how much of a *bleeping* hero I thought my father was... then I found out he was a *bleeping* space pirate and then on *bleeping* "Jerry Springer" he **bleeping* tells me I have a *bleeping* twisted existence.  I'm sorry *dad* I'm not going to *bleeping* take that!  

Rachel: One  

(Scott shoves Corsair almost knocking him off the chair. Corsair regains his balance and doesn't shove back. Scott shoves him again and the crowd begins to chant, when security finally comes out after five good close up camera angles and breaks them up, Corsair moves his chair away from his son)  

Corsair: (very hurt) I didn't think my own son would shove me, I was *bleeping* wrong.  

Jerry: (looking at his card)  We have three more guests for this segment so let's just....(looking at his some what French producer and lips "What?  Two canceled?  Who?  Why?  Oh, I see...")  Well, I just got word we have one more guest to this segment due to the fact that Alex, Scott's brother and Nathaniel, (Scott, Jean, Madelyne, and Cable's heads pick up at that name) an old acquaintance to the family, has canceled due to conflicting scheduling plans. (an uneasy look is passed from Jean to Scott to Cable at the term "conflicting scheduling plans")  So I'm going to move this along and bring out the final guest to this segment. (X-Man walks out and looks around confused and takes a seat next to Corsair)  Welcome to the show, you are?  

X-Man: My name is Nate Grey.  

Jerry: Grey?  So you're related to Jean?  

X-Man: Yes, she's my mother.  

Jerry: (looking to Jean in amazement) You look good for a person whose had two children.  (Jean blushes a little)  

X-Man: Jerry, you've made a mistake. (Jerry turn back to X-Man looking over his cards) I'm Jean Grey's son but from a different timeline, a timeline that's never going to happen.  

Madelyne: (leaning back in her chair) At least I can have children in this timeline.... (Jean jumps at her and topples the chairs as Cable and Rachel watch the cat fight from a safe distance  After a while, five security guards come out and struggle to pull the two apart.  Finally, they're separated and Madelyne waves piece of Jean's hair) Now we're even bitch!  (Jean struggles against the guards again but Scott convinces her to calm down)  

Jerry: (sitting on the steps with his head in his hands as some members of the audience are patting him on the back for reassurance, he looks up to the heavens as to ask why and then gazes down to see if the fighting has been contained)  Are we calm now?  

X-Man: (startled a little at the outburst)  What kind of show is this?  

Jerry: A very unstable one as of late... (the audience cheers)  

X-Man: (still confused) I don't even belong here.  You see, my timeline was destroyed and I somehow was transported to this dimension.  I actually barely know these people in this dimension. 

Jerry: (allowing X-Man to finish, turns to the camera)  We're running behind so, I'm going to take another commercial break and then I'll bring out next couple, Bob and Jody! (audience applauds)  

(fades out)
(commercials include "Next on Jerry Springer... 'I'm not going to be in this triangle anymore... you have to choose!',"  a commercial advertising a free copy of "The Book of Mormon" from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and a commercial for the "Jerry Springer" tape collection.)
(fades in)
(audience applauds)  

Jerry: Welcome back and we are talking about strange romances and who's involved in them.  Let's meet our next couple.  They've driven all the way here to Chicago from their trailer park in Mississippi, so let's give them a big welcome.  (audience applauds like trained seals waiting for a juicy fish)  It's good that you've come all this way to be on the show today.  

Bob: ( he's wearing a Confederate flag T-shirt one size too small for him revealing his hairy belly hanging over his ripped and dirty blue jeans) Thank ya, Jerry.  I justa like to say that I love this woman.(hugs Jody - a some what disgusted but yet sincere awww comes from the audience)  

Jerry: So how did you meet Jody, Bob?  

Bob: I've a known Jody all ma life.  

Jerry: And how is that?  

Bob: She's my Mah's sister.  (audience gives a disgusted boo)  

Jean: At least she's not the puppet to an evil scientist.  (Madelyne leaps toward Jean knocking the chair back causing them to tumble behind everyone.  The "Jerry" chant begins as the guards pull them apart and replace the chair.)  

Jerry: (giving second glances at Jean and Madelyne, addressing Jody) Don't you find it wrong in the slightest bit to be in a relationship with your nephew?   

Jody: ( she wearing a trashy top, one size too small, and daisy dukes showing her, pale and flabby, thighs) Ya'll leave Bob alone ya hear, 'cause you people have never heard of true love.  I've been a love with this man since he was seven years old!  (the audience, now a little horrified but not shocked considering what show they're on, boos again)  

Bob: That's right, Jerry.  I finally knew she loved me when I was seven years old... I'll never forget that day.  

Jerry: Did she do something special for you, Bob? (sarcasm entering his tone) Like put candles on your birthday cake? Or let you stay up all night?  

Bob: No nuthin' like that.  I knew she loved me the day she stopped being ma pimp.  (audience is horrified further and send out general gasps, boos, and shouts)  She a told me she wanted me all to herself from then a on I've been. (ends rather proudly)  

Scott: (bitterly) Bob's father probably abandoned him, too.  

Corsair: How many times do I have to tell you?  I didn't abandon you on purpose, son!  

Scott: (standing up) Don't call me, son! (he shoves Corsair again.  This time Corsair on standing, shoves Scott back.  Scott leaps at him and they wrestle on the floor until two security guards come out.  *Jerry!  Jerry!  Jerry!* chants fill the sound stage, and there is a faint and short lived  chant of *ECW* heard from the direction of four college age boys in front row as Corsair and Scott sit back in their seats.  Corsair's red and black jacket's torn but he smirks a little seeing Scott is bleeding from above one eye.)  

Corsair: That's what you get for fighting with me, Scott.  

Jean: (turns Scott's head to face her and touches the blood and then glares at her father - in - law)  You hurt my husband you *bleeping* bastard!  (Corsair goes flying with a burst of telekinetic energy across the sound stage.  X-Man ducks as the body flies above his head)  That's *bleeping* better! (audience is a little confused but then starts up the Jerry chants)  

(Rachel begins to dig through her pockets and hands Cable a ten dollar bill. )  

Cable: (watching X-Man's surprised look as Corsair is assisted back to the dressing rooms, shakes his head)  I can't believe he's be counter part.  

Jerry: (waving his hands to the crowd)  Calm down everyone. (turning to Cable)  Your counter part? You mean your twin? (leaning his head to one side) But that doesn't make any sense....  

X-Man: Well Jerry, maybe I can explain.  In my timeline he (pointing to Cable) didn't exist, because basically I'm him.  We're genetic doubles, completely the same, if you ignore the fact that he has the techno virus.  

Jerry: (adding) And that you're much younger than him.  

Cable: (shrugging his shoulders) Well technically Jerry, he's older than me, if go by my birthdate.  

Jerry: (putting his head in his hands in confusion)  But how can you be genetic doubles when Nate said that his mother is Jean and you said your's is Madelyne.  

Rachel: (answering for Cable) Simple Jerry, Madelyne's a clone of Jean, hence same genetic code.  Meaning, with the same father the children would be exactly the same.  

Jerry: That's explains the resemblance between Jean and Madelyne and why both their children have the same name... (turning to Scott, a shocked look across his face)  Wait a second, you married your first love's clone and saw nothing wrong with it?  

Scott: I didn't even notice.  (audience hisses)  

To Be Continued.....Part Three