Here is an OR CASE for you: Optarectomy
Please be advised that you have been scheduled
for an OPTARECTOMY procedure.
The purpose of this operation is to sever the
cord that connects your rectum to your eyes and,
hopefully, alleviate your crappy outlook on life.
It has been noted that you have been in less than
perfect humor lately.
Shin - a device for finding coffee tables in the
dark.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?......
A happy pit bull....
Which bone is an especially musical bone?? ANSWER
Toe
A guy was coming home from work in the city,
driving country roads to get home. He looks in
his rear view mirror and sees an ambulance. He
pulls over and as the ambulance passes, he sees
the back door is open a little. The ambulance
goes over a bump and out falls an ice chest. The
guy rushes over to the ice chest and opens it up.
Inside is a human toe in the ice. He sees he
can't catch the ambulance so he gets in his car
and rushes to the nearest gas station to call
911. They tell him they will send help right
away, and to just wait 10 minutes. So he waited
10 minutes and the tow truck came.
elbonics (el bon' ics)...The actions of two
people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie
theatre.
Q. How many perverts does it take to put in a
light bulb?
A. Just one, but it takes the entire emergency
room to get it out!
