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I saw something in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. I was supposed 2buy it4u till I realized it was my own REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous... That’s enough bout me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

U’ve got sex appeal. U’ve got style. U’ve got intelligence. U’ve got class. U’ve got the face & u’ve got the body & I’ve got the wrong number!

U r so sexy u drive me insane. I love u so much dat my heart is in pain. ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber. oh damn I’m sorry I have the wrong number

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey when u shout at them 2)dogs don’t shop 3)u can give away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good looking dog!

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1) cats love u whatever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat without it thinking about sex 3)u don’t mind when ur cat chases after birds!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)they r useless until u turn them on 2)they have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model comes on the market!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1) no one really understands them 2) all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3) u find urself spending all ur money on accessories for them!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!

If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me; come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

 

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