Greetings to one and all, speaking here to you live from a not so sunny (it's overcast again shock horror sensation) Hessle by the Humber... yes it's sunday mid-day and Helen is at work and Dylan continues to make a mischief of his 2.5 years. The fun starts soon for the Roo-boy and boy is it FUN.......  
  
Looks like the 'Tiger' is on his way to victory up in Jock-land and it's a race for second place..must admit that golf is not my game (good walk spoiled n'all that stuff) but with no other sport on today (ok the Tour de France is coming to a finale as well) its very difficult not to get some news over the airwaves..  
  
England slugged the Zim's yesterday now they can return to their burned out farms and squatters, not much fun there then?? Stewie could have re-written the history books if he had just taken 3 last singles instead of trying to blast Streak out of the ground....c'est la vie at least we can look forward to some more test matches against the creakin windies....  
  
Believe it or not the Jocko footie season starts next week!!!! fuckin mad kilted bastards eh and the inter-toto cup is in full swing with Villa and Bradford trying for that elusive place in the UEFA cup.....  
  
However the real reason to send this e-mail is that I was sitting surfing the net while listening to Radio 5 live and they announced that a shock result had occured in the Cricket Euro Championships in Scotland...that Italy had beaten Denmark (the bacon fried by the pasta munchers?)  so I thought I'd look up the website  http://www.cricket.org/  otherwise known as cricinfo...and low and behold the star of the Italian innings was none other that Mr Di Venuto and working on the assumption that Michael is in Derby (having looked at the fixtures he should be in Chelmsford playing Essex in the Sunday league) it has to be Peter......in a frightening little Scottish town called Linlithgow ( 15 miles west of Edinburgh on the M9) the eey-ties hit 242-7 in 50 with Di Venuto 92 and Giordano 77 with the Danes replying with 233-9 in 50.  
Watch this space eh?? this could be the start of something big?  
I rang Micheal last week but Peter was not there he will return after the tournament.  
  
Other results in Division 1  
Jocks 201-8  Cloggies 202-8  
ECB X1 213-8 Paddies 179 ao  
  
Division 2  
Portugal 117 ao Gibraltar 118-7  
Tel Aviv CC (Usrael) 148 ao  Frog's 123 ao  
Greece 100 ao Germans 104-1  
  
Pretty amazin stuff, eh?  
  
Keep in touch dudes!  
Zoot Horn Rollo  

Hope they are treating you well and havin a good time, work goin well and plenty of fun and games, give my regards to the good lady and better shove off now and get Dylan to bed or he will be up all night. 3rd Test starts at Headingley next week then the final one at the Oval, if we are down there I may hit that for a day, who knows could hit it lucky 
  
Keep up the good work and remember, keep a clean nose, watch for plain-clothes, you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows....... 
  
Yo dude 
Glennie