These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Dr. Evil | Austin Powers | Austin Powers | Number Two |
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| Come, Mr. Bigilsworth! | |||
| Sponsored by: Ben Leubsdorf | ben287@juno.com | ||
| Darth Vader | Star Wars | Luke (his Son) | The Empire |
| Here is a man who ruled the galaxy with evil for decades and at the last minute redeemed himself and one a place in the glowing Jedi hall of Fame...evil at no cost to his soul. Clever | |||
| Sponsored by: Snake | |||
| Gabebriel | The Prophecy | Satan and God | none |
| The Angel of Death faces off against God and the Devil and almost wins. | |||
| Sponsored by: Snake | |||
| God | He isn't seen, dammit! | Any intelligent life in the universe | Stupidity |
| He is just SO evil. I mean, what the hell has this world come to, anyway?! He made us all a big, crappy joke!! | |||
| Sponsored by: Kiriel and Li Li | azariel@hotmail.com | ||
| Eddie Haskell | Leave it to Beaver | The Beaver | Wally |
| This guy was an inspiration to all the rotten kids of the 1950's. He was treachery personified and yea verily,deserves to be remembered as an evil genius! | |||
| Sponsored by: Ron Pond | pond@gateway.net.au | ||
| Thrakhath | Wing Commander 2 and 3 | Christopher Blair | An entire race of felines |
| The man(?) nearly took over the entire earth. He is conniving, purely evil and bloodthirty, and is a damn good fighter pilot, at that. | |||
| Sponsored by: Gregg Landsman | GreggHL@aol.com | ||
| Wile. E. Coyote | Road Runner Cartoons | Road Runner | Acme |
| His card says Genius, and he's evil! You have to go with someone that aware of how smart he is! He has acme(the company you've grown up with, the company you've blown up with), on his side, so he has unlimited access to technology and explosives! | |||
| Sponsored by: Gregg Landsman | GreggHL@aol.com | ||
| Nueman | Seinfeld | Jerry Seinfeld | Kramer |
| Nueman is a disgusting slob of a man who makes Jerry's life hell. He also works for the Post office which I think is enough too make it to thhis page. | |||
| Sponsored by: Matthew Dibbin | |||
| Dr. Hanibal Lector | Silence of the Lambs | Special Agent Starling | None |
| Guard:They say he's some kind of vampire?
Starling: They don't have a name for what he is. This line sums up the magnetic power of Hanibal "the canibal" Lector's personality. He simply defies analysis. You have to respect a man who managed to kill the inmate next door to him by simply convincing him to kill himself. Now that is style. |
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| Sponsored by: Robert Hartley | hartley@morgan.net.au | ||
| Dr. Forrester | MST3K | Joel, Mike, and the bots | TV's Frank |
| Who else pursued world domination with such utter fervor than Dr. Clayton Forrester?
He trapped Joel Robinson on a satellite and for five years forced him to watch horrible movies until he escaped, but even that didn't stop him, he simply sent a new sucker, Mike Nelson. Unlike many other Evil Geniuses, Dr. F even had other plans working concurrently with his movie scheme. Dr. Forrester is a true Evil Genius. |
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| Sponsored by: Damien Karolev | hacker@polarcom.com | ||
| Wiley Coyote | Looney Tunes | Road Runner | Acme |
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| skellator | He-man | He-man | beast-man |
| HEMAN rules | |||
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| Evil Come Leisti | Evil Come Leisti and the Not-Quite-So-Evil-Band | Christianity | Jude |
| Gothic band whose premise is evil for its own sake. Specializes in encouraging acts of demon worship, drug-abuse and killing cute little bunnies. No album out as of yet, but a copy of the demo is available. (Email evilcome c/o bcornet@monmouth.com) Not for those with heart problems or a conscience. If you have any doubts whether you fall into either category, consult physician or preist. If you have any doubts as to the band's utter vileness, listen to the demo and find out for yourself. From the keyboard of David "Diablo" Auer. | |||
| Sponsored by: David "Diablo" Auer | auer1@worldnet.att.net | ||
| The Joker | Batman: The Killing Joke | Batman | Street Goons |
| He had style. He had guts. He had an utter disregard for decency and the bounds of good taste. He was a hollow man who poisoned the wells beacause nobody else had the creativity and wherewithal to spike them as he did. He knew the sadness and uselessness of his spite; yet, continued anyway, etching his unmistakable grin in the granite tablets of the halls of infamy. | |||
| Sponsored by: David "Diablo" Auer | auer1@worldnet.att.net | ||
| The Joker | Batman | Batman | Harley Quinn |
| Mr. Joker has always been an evil thorn in the side of Batman, recklessly destroying the lives of innocents to fit his own plans. He is a neverending well of evil plots and crimes and, most importantly, is wonderfully insane! | |||
| Sponsored by: Kyle Sterup | jksterup@aol.com | ||
| Bob Dole | The 97' Elections | Bill (bubba) Clinton | his wife Libby Dole |
| This man this the King of all evil geniuses, not only did he try to take over the ENTIRE country he's also republican, need I say more. | |||
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| Public School | Everywhere in the U.S. | Individuals, Freedom of Speech | Almost all adults |
| Public school is the most evil of geniuses I've yet to encounter, fictional or real; it brainwashes students into submission, then punishes those with independent thoughts which they disapprove of.
Not only that, adults merely aid and abet this monstrosity, rather than realize the damage it's doing to society and students psychological well-being. |
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| Sponsored by: Psychokid | |||
| Apocalypse | Marvel comics | basically all mutants & human beings | Ozymadias |
| Talk about evil genius he just wants to wipe out humanity | |||
| Sponsored by: mike | Dragonpu@aol.com | ||
| Thoth-Amon | Conan books | CONAN, all good types | various demons, wizards |
| This guy is the Prince of Sorcerers! He makes all others pale in comparison. As the high priest of Father Set (the Stygian snake-demon god), he wields cosmic might and rules his nation with an iron hand. Even the dread barbarian Conan has never defeated him, only frustrated him and inadvertently been his agent. Indeed, the immortal Thoth-Amon used his mighty Cimmerian foe to eliminate his only rival, the 3,000-year dead, resurrected necromancer Xaltotun! | |||
| Sponsored by: R'as'al-ibad Gib | |||
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