These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Joe Boxer | Underwear | Hanes | Tommy Hilfiger |
|---|---|---|---|
| Not only is Joe Boxer a real man, he is sick, twisted and icily cunning. His plan is to wrap the manhood of a nation in his cool polyester grip and at the appropriate time, activate the mind control microcomputer implanted behind every happy face tag. | |||
| Sponsored by: Graham | |||
| Sideshow Bob | The Simpsons | Bart Simpson | None |
| Dogged, Dramatic and with an excessively cool hairdo. What more could you ask for in a villain. Even better, He's never hurt a soul. A sort of pacifistic psychopath. | |||
| Sponsored by: AGE-A | howe_2101@hotmail.com | ||
| Zorak the Mantis | Space Ghost | Space Ghost | Thousands of mindless slave mantids |
| Anyone who can make a noise like that when they blink has got to be cool! And have you heard him sing? | |||
| Sponsored by: Lloyd the Mantid | lloyd_the_mantid@hotmail.com | ||
| Goblin King | Labrinth | Sarah | Goblins&SmartGirls |
| First he does exactly what sarah wants, then twists her mind up about it. Then he sends her on a wild goose chase through his maze, then tries to seduce her. After that fails(here's where her dumbness appears), he makes her forget what happened--and goes right on with his diaboliclly evil plan. And just when the lame of heart think he's finally beaten, he flies off to continue populating his realm of gruesome goblins. Not only doesn't he let a silly girl dampen his plans--but he makes us root for him the whole time. Is that evil or what? I love it! | |||
| Sponsored by: Yeah... | |||
| Kenneth Cooper, MD | The Cooper Aerobics Clinic | Arthur Jones | Michael Pollock, MD |
| Kenneth Cooper, MD, is the former USAF cardiologist turned fitness guru who has deceived millions of people into believing that aerobics, an activity which destroys the musculoskeletal system and cripples people, is actually a healthy activity. By convincing them that pounding the hell out of their joints will improve their cardiovascular system and decrease their body fat (neither of which is true), he has ensured the entire orthopedic surgery and physical therapy profession an abundant patient population for the next few decades, and has opened up the doors for thousands of unscrupulous con-people selling worthless plastic "fat-loss" gadgets on late-night infomercials.
Aerobics: Just say NO! |
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| Sponsored by: Andrew M. Baye | drewbaye@gdi.net | ||
| Marcy D'arcy | Married with Childeren | Al Bundy, No M'am | Jefferson D'arcy |
| The poster child for political correctness who will stop at nothing to humiliate Al Bundy and destroy all "sexist" incantations. Plus she has a real annouying laugh. | |||
| Sponsored by: Sailor Earth | bkube@globaldialog.com | ||
| dr.evil | austin powers | austin powers | number 2 |
| i think the name says it all. where else can you find someone so evil that he names himself evil. and he has credentials too. he went to evil medical school and always has evil diabolical plans. | |||
| Sponsored by: kurt | |||
| The Riddler | Batman | Batman | |
| As far as genius is concerned,he is probably the greatest and still is! | |||
| Sponsored by: Ryan Raben | rabbin1845 | ||
| Walt Disney | Mickey Mouse Cartoons | Other Movie Companys | Chrildren of the world |
| What Can You Say About The Most Evil Person In The World...? He Is Dead!!! | |||
| Sponsored by: Dude | |||
| The "Labamba Guy" | Real life | Me | Ignorant folks (ie: Congress,.) |
| Sure, this tune was on everyone's lips in the past, but when your facing an everyday situation, like ridding on a bus being bored out of your mind, you start singing this damnable song, and before you know it, friends and family disown you and your being mugged and blackmailed. Besides, in english the song makes no sense. | |||
| Sponsored by: Eater of all things cheesy. | |||
| Mr, Biggleswirth | Austin Powers | Austin Powers | Dr. Evil |
| Meooow!!! | |||
| Sponsored by: Alex | Zbop9@Aol.com | ||
| the Knights Who Say Knee | Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail | King Arthur | |
| Their canny use of shrubberies and the word knee will help them to acheive world domination | |||
| Sponsored by: Roy | tjmilne@butler.buccc.cc.ks.us | ||
| Barbara Streisand | Funny Girl | Nose Doctor | Celine Dion |
| AH!!!! | |||
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| Ernst Blofeldt | Bond Films | James Bond | |
| Came agonisingly close to eradicating the troublesome MI6 operative along with his new wife in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, but sadly the gunman was clearly an incompetent. Many bold and brilliant schemes to take over or destroy the world thwarted by only the narrowest of margins. Incredible air of calm and togetherness and that cat. | |||
| Sponsored by: Thomas Richards | |||
| Alan Greenspan | CSPAN | Inflation | NYSE |
| Never elected, responsible to no one, Mr. Greenspan is so powerful that the entire world economy would collapse if he suggested that it would. One can only assume that this evil genius is making a killing behind everyone's back, at everyone's expense. | |||
| Sponsored by: Hober Mallow | |||
| Adolf Hitler | History | FDR, Churchill | Mussolini |
| Duh, this was a no brainer | |||
| Sponsored by: Imran Siddiqui | tsiddiqui@adelphia.net | ||
| Eddie Haskell | Leave it to Beaver | Beaver, Lumpy | Wally |
| Eddie never got beat and never ever lost his cool! | |||
| Sponsored by: Jimbo | kudrama@flinthills.com | ||
| Norman Osborn/Green Goblin | Various Spider-Man comics (not that piece of shit cartoon). | Peter Parker/Spider-Man | There's too many! From clones of Parker's parents to Aunt May this guy can control, blackmail, and destroy anyone if it means he'll be able to get a crack at Parker! |
| This man is evil-incarnate! After he returned from his "death" (they showed him being buried but we true fans knew what a joke that was!) he's simply done everything he can to make Parker's life a living Hell. He is now one of the owner's of the Daily Bugle (where Parker works) so he can taunt him relentlessly. He's had a five million dollar bounty put on Spider-Man so that there's a horde of bounty hunters after him everywhere he goes. He's gotten armies of guys like Shotgun, Delilah, The Rose, Fortunato, Black Tarantula, Override, Punisher, Titania, and even the Absorbing Man on Spider-Man's tail. Hell, he even lied to his daughter-in-law and hired a patsy to don the Goblin costume(who's identity hasn't been revealed yet) to kidnap his own grandson and then frame Spider-Man for it. All of these events have happened WITHIN THE LAST TWO MONTHS of Spider-Man's comic serieses. He's even tried to hire Parker's temporary identities to kill Spider-Man! From Gwen Stacy's death to the insanity of his own son, Norman Osborn is the most vile, dishonorable, wily, unstoppably steadfast villain in all of Evil-dom! | |||
| Sponsored by: Chris Rasa | Spidey1015@aol.com | ||
| BRAIN | Pinky and the Brain | Humanity | Pinky |
| The Brain is the greatest evil genius of our time. | |||
| Sponsored by: LYNDELL S. CADASSE | |||
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