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To Michelle Victim of Terrorism Always love & miss you... |
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| I don't know about you but I personally doubt that Solomon was a wise man. It is claimed that he had over 600 assorted wives, concubines, ndogo ndogos and mistresses. ALL OF WHOM WANTED TO HAVE THE LAST WORD! |
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| November 23: Corporate dinner!
The good thing with the end of the year is that one gets invited to
all sorts of get-togethers, parties and such. Which I don't mind at
all! Roast beef and potatoes shall be dispensed with ruthlessly and
finally I get a chance to show off that I know what a fish knife is! November 24: Visit to Children's home in Hurlingham. If it is anything like the last, I shall get my hair pulled, my shins kicked, my shirt tugged and my back thrown up on. However I shall get to go down on hands and knees and be ridden like a horse, I shall shamelessly play house and soccer with the kids and have myself a merry old time. It shall be fun! November 29: Eve of the eve of my Birthday! November 30: Eve of my birthday. You'd better have my presents ready and gift wrapped! |
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JOURNAL:
Read extracts from my journal. Most of the interesting stuff is there
and I am thinking about sharing with you the really neat stuff like
when I helped milk a cow that turned out was a Friesian bull.... ESSAYS:
An essay for consumption (and knowing fellows, copying pasting and
forwarding!) AGUMBARU'S
CORNER: Take a look at the agumbaru's corner -- (see if you're
there!) |
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FAVOURITE
MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
FLASH PRESS RELEASE: AFGHANISTAN BROADCASTING CORPORATION The
proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions DEDICATIONS:
Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and
not so loved ones |
| ... NEXT UPDATE ... |
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| I will update this site whenever it
strikes me to and no sooner! This could be daily or annually -- the
choice is fully and totaly up to me! No pleas, threats, bribes, or
cookies will induce me to do otherwise. (Unless they are really good
cookies) For comments, please note the spellings of the words: OBNOXIOUS, SARCASTIC. SILLY has two Ls |
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  God bless the fools -- they make the rest of us seem intelligent! Friday, November 23 2001, 0422 GMT (Gumbaru Mean Time) |
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To say that I've had an excellent
week would be lying through my teeth. It has been anything but. I
am tired, I have been rained on twice, a passing bird deposited its
lunch, thoughtfully predigested upon my bare head and this was discovered
only 4 hours later. In addition for some reason for the past few days
whenever I have opened my mouth I have repeatedly and regularly put
my feet (both) in the same mouth. (Am sorry!!!)A line like
"suppose you were beautiful..." will not get you anywhere
my friends, and no amount of explanation will extricate you from the
muck you're in up to your eyeballs! On top of that yesterday the vehicle
that usually conveys me in style from A to B decided that it was going
to perform some gear retrenchment and only opted to keep gear R. Despite
pleading and threats Peggy the trusty Peugeot refuses to engage any
gear other than 'R'. This can be a problem where the convention is
to drive the car in the forward direction. And to crown things off
a friend of mine met her untimely demise in a road accident. I wouldn't
say we were close but we were friends anyway. However, next week will be an entirely new prospect altogether! |
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Even when I have a million and one things to do (including watching
the paint on my gate dry) I have the right to be lazy and refuse
to send out several e-mails when just one will do. I believe firmly
in shooting two birds with one bullet (No KSPCA cracks please!) |
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As those who are near and dear to The Thinker can tell you, he
is not a keen follower of politicians or politics. He'd rather have
hot nails driven under his nails and boiling oil poured down the
back of his shirt than dabble with those individuals. He'd rather
attempt to mow 10,000 acres of grass with nail clippers than listen
to a politician. He'd rather paint a passenger liner with nothing
but his tongue than willingly shake the hand of a politician. He'd
sooner believe in fairies and goblins than any phrase that issues
from the lips of a politician. As a matter of fact he flatly refuses
to call the honourable as he sees nothing honourable about them.
As a matter of fact he finds that 'horrible' is the more fitting
of adjectives! OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT: Yule Yule NEW MINISTRIES Ministry of Water Ministry of H2O Ministry of that
stuff we drink and bathe and wash stuff with Ministry of Soccer Ministry of Kandanda Ministry of Football Ministry of Shake,
Kati & Bano Ministry of MPs (To
cater for those greedyguts) Ministry Purporting
to be for Social Services Ministry for creation
of new Ministries |
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| Stacy (I wonder...), Rasna (You're too kind...), Anissa (Will anything ever get you down?), Cynthia (Proved that distance cannot break friendships), Geoff (You've got courage and fortitude my guy!), Brenda (That trip to Coast sounds good to me!) Jimo (You're a thoroughly interesting brother), John (juanad for 15 years and still going strong) Josephine (African Queen -- how's that??) Benja (Working with you is not boring!) Wanja (Thanks for the support), Emma (Greatest laugh I've ever heard), Njeri, Sam, Allan, Joe na kadhalika (Pals 4 ever)! And you too Grace M Kuria! U seem to have forgotten we share the same earth, but you're a pal anyway! And Gathoni of the Friesians -- me I am a man of Guernsey's, but you're cool! Sinei (Sarcasm personified! He he!) Laura... Tea and cookies, aye? Markus where does all that Energy come from? Doreen -- those pills stragers give you are not entirely for your benefit! |
| ... LINKS ... |
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Links Kenyan: Kenyan portal with links to just about anything
even remotely Kenyan and more! VisualBuider.com: Windows Development site with all sorts of neat tips and tricks. Check it out! Audio Galaxy!!: Now this is a site where you can get music from Aaliyah to Ziggy Marley. The good people who run this site are responsible for the fact that close to 2GB of Imelda my workstation have been taken over by MP3s that show no sign of leaving... Cartoon Network!!: Er... my small brother insisted that I put this in. OK, Ok -- I LIE! One of my favourite sites! Mashada: If you want to waste a lot of time that would be better spent studying or doing some actual work, waste it here! SourceForge.Net: Now this here is THE site for developers and development Sun Java: Sun's Microsysytems' Official Java Site Mwanamke: And I thought I was weird... |
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| Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm too lazy to write some database stuff to gather your feedback so if you are really inspired you can catch me at Rad_Dec@go.com Or vent in the Guest Book. Please send suggestions, thoughts, rants and raves and anything you like to me. I however reserve the right to delete your mail without even reading it! |
| ... WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT ME? ... |
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I would like to thank Me for all the support I have
given myself. I am one of a kind and I admire the time I have taken
to do this when I could be doing other more interesting things like
shelling peas. Let us not forget
Myself for the valuable contribution as well , of course,
as I who is indispensable to this project! There will also be
some people who will want to be thanked effusively despite the fact
that they have contributed nothing whatsoever. But I will thank
them anyway when I can remember their names and when they are actually
looking over my shoulder and I have no choice but to thank them for
nothing! |
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