This is where you'll find reviews for new theatrical releases, direct to video releases, and films that have been out so long you really don't need to read a review for it anyway. Also, this page will feature articles by me, other members of the Salty Cracker Crew, and other outside opinions that just need the room on this site to vent and rant and praise films that have had an impact in their lives.

FILM REVIEWS--------The latest films.

DIRECT-TO-VIDEO REVIEWS--------Films that weren't released in theatres.

REVIEW ARCHIVES--------Older films and ones no longer on the first page.

The Rules of Giving a Good Film Review
These are some basic rules I try to follow, though I don't expect reviews done by others to follow all of them, some of these should be followed all the time. When you read it, you'll see what I mean.

ARTICLES:

Attack ON the Clones A SCP Rant!

Spider-Man RANT! by Shawn

Movie Love: How To Have It and Why the General Public Will Never Get It A rant... with a lot of tangents.

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