This Is Call Shairi ke Aise Ke Taise (MOST POPULAR) Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat d for dog n c for cat 2 he bar Aata hoon net par main aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai Saray arman darya wich bah gay wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay  ge bar k tujhay kosa hai Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe  mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata Ao chup ke zuban may  itne chat karain k thak jain Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina  Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai Ebtaidah ye k add huvay intayha ye k delete hogay Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya  jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai kitna mazah hai maire chatting may sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay Jo kartay hain ache chat wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating hai ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai Hamare typing tu aik fun hai lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai  Taj Mahal (MOST POPULAR)  As a Bachelor  ____________________________________  takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti  tajmahal banana chahata hoon  lekin mumtaz nahi milti  As a Lover  ____________________________________  takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti  tajmahal banana chahata hoon,  mumtaz mil gayi hai magar  woh shaadi nahi karti  As a married one  ____________________________________  takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti  tajmahal banana chahata hoon  lekin mumtaz nahi marti! Dosti Karo dosti karo college wali se, piyar karo office wali se, programme karo pados wali se, aankh ladao sali se, love karo dil wali se, aur maar khao ghar wali se. Mast Air kya mast air chal rahele hai cow log grass eat ker rahele hai dog log bark bark ker rahela hai mast log sher likh rahele hai DHAKKAN log sher perh raha hai TUSI TUSI bade hi gr8 ho RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! SMS Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. Drop Scene January Mei Sirsiri Mulaakaat Hum Ne Ki February Mei Is Se Kuch Baat Hum Ne Ki March Mei Ishaaray Se Paigaam Diya April Mei Aankhoo Se Us Ne Salaam Kiya May Mei Aakar Wo Aankhoo Mei Bas Gayaa June Mei Aakar Wo Dil Mei Uter Gayaa July Mei Khaaye Hum Ne Jenay Marnay Ki Kasmein August Mei Hum Ne Kaha Toore Deingay Zamanay Ki Rasmein September Mei Achaanak Us Ne Mulaakaatein Kam Kardein October Mei US Ki Yaad Ne Aankhein Nam Kardein November Mei Jab Us Ki Shaadi Ka Card Aaya December Mei Usay Bhai Keh Kar Dil Ko Behlaayaa. :(   IT poetry    "Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo  Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo    Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao  Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao    Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain  Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain    Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho  Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho    Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai  Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai    Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar  Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar    Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga  Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga    Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai  Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai    Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style  Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file    Agar Milo To Bicharne Ke Baat Mat Karna    aap ki her adayeen mohabbat se lagti hai  ik pal ki judayee muddat see lagti hai  phele nahi tha socha par ab sochainge  zindagee ko aap ki zroorat see lgtee hai    BEHOODA SHAIRI! 1. Rehh Rehh Kary Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay  Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay 3. na Tum Chut(Terrace) Per Atin na Main Deewana Hota  Na Tum Patthar Martin Na Main Kana Hota 4. Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Hindustan Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh Pakistan 5. Yeh Kon Sa Jaam Tum Nay Hamain Piladiya Is Sar Phiray Ka Sara System Hiladiya 6. Andheri Raat Thi, Woh Mere Saath Thi Main Uske Upar Tha, Woh Mere Neeche Thi Haathon Mein Haath The, Pairon Mein Per Bura Mat Maanana Woh Meri Cycle Thi 7. woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi  8. Wo Larayeee Hi Kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan Na Ho ..... ARE Wo SASURAAL HI Kya Jahan Koi Saali Na Ho!! FUNNY URDU POETRY! Door sey dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya. Door se dekha to sher lag raha tha Door se dekha to sher ag raha tha Iss liyey paas gaya hi nahi. Bewafaa sanam sey to cigratt achee haiy, Bewafa sanam sey to cigratt achee haiy, Dil jalati hai, par hoton sey to lagti hay (wah...wah) Jisey dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jisey pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le zaalim bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi   Humney bhi pyaar kiya tha zindagi main, badi joshh ke saath ! Humney bhi pyaar kiya tha zindagi main, badi shhor ke saath! Ab hum pyaar karengey badi soch ke saath ! Kyoon ki usey kal shaamko hum ney dekha kisi aur ke saath !     Computer Ka Zamana Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,  woh repeat kar doonga...  Tu naa mili to apni zindagi  ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...  -----------------------------------------------------  Laakhon honge nigaah mein  kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...  Mere pyaar ke icon pe  kabhi toh double-click karo...  --------------------------------------------------  Kal jab mile thhe  to dil mein hua ek sound.  Aur aaj mile toh kehte hain  "your file not found"  --------------------------------------------------  Aisa bhi nahin hai ki  I do not like your face...  Par dil ke storage mein,  sanam, there's no more space.  ----------------------------------------------------  Jabse meri zindagi mein,  aayi hai ek female...  Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh  kya mailbox, kya e-mail.   Shown Page 1 of 5    Page - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5