Mozart From Scotland
Well how about that, Nick & Rudy have made an international friend. His name is Mozart and he's
real down to earth type schnauzer guy like Nick & Rudy. Well at first the boys were a
little jealous when they found out Mozart had a full length tail (in most European countries
the tail are not docked) of course a longer tail means that you have a must better
chance of catching it!
Mozart shared some of his human training tips with the boys so they warmed up to him real well.
I was born in a small town just north of Aberdeen (Scotland's oil capital)
but I now live in Perth (once Scotland's real capital before someone moved it
through to Edinburgh). My humans live on the very edge of the city so I can
get walks in the countryside. My friend Meg (a black labrador) and her pet
human come for walks with me and my mum. I have just started to go into our
local river but I can't swim yet.
It's really nice living here in Scotland, but the weather takes some getting
used to. The family I have chosen to live with has a little girl, as well as two of
the large ones. Their names are Emma, John and Susan respectively. They are
not too bad, but I taught them early that if they want me to do anything they
will have to give me treats. It's so humiliating the things I will do to get
a morsel. I must admit to have put on a few ounces, so I will have to cut
down. The worst example is when they say "Ask Nicely", as if I had no manners
and needed to be told. They really seem keen on getting me to dance. All I do
is twirl round once and they get all excited. These humans are so easily
pleased.
I would love to tell you more, what schnauzer doesn't like talking about
himself, but I must go now the bin is being put out and I will have to check
what is in it, and then go litter the back garden with socks and underwear.
It's a hard life but the job needs doing. A schnauzers got to do what a
schnauzers got to do.
The of photo of me is on a bad hair day. Mozart.
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