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This used to be the old credits page, but since it got the site off track from IE and Netscape I've removed it. Due to popular demand the Scripts page is put up instead. Here you'll find some anti-IE javascripts and HTML tags that are written by me, found on other sites, or donated by visitors. I do not recommend that you use these if you want all possible visitors to your site, but if you truely despise IE and its users, feel free to copy them onto your page. The old credits section is still available.

A note about ActiveX: ActiveX (LaxativeX) is dangerous, MS only, and memory wasting. Though IE users think it is a "big advantage" of some sort, experts would say that they are absolutely wrong. In fact, ActiveX can very well be used in an anti-IE website and can have devastating effects upon an IE user's computer because the control's activities within the hard disk sometimes go undetected, thus opening the chance for a malicious control to do damage. I dislike ActiveX - it's not platform-friendly, it's another invention by MS in their attempt to dominate the Internet, and it can easily be replaced by the Sun's Java. Do not ask me for malicious ActiveX because I do not have them; if I did, I wouldn't distribute it. There's a difference between annoying a person and destroying his/her personal data.

For ALL who have copies of Internet Explorer 4.x: My insane programming Net buddy, Boofmaster, has gotten into a scripting frenzy and created a page with Internet Explorer 4 only scripts. Yes, he is a Netscape fan, so you'll be surprised how he uses them :-). Hint: it ain't for Internet Explorer promotion. Visit his site if you have IE 4!



I proudly present the best IE4 crashing HTML yet written [I'm boasting OK? Got a problem?]. The following uses IE4's floating frames and a script on one of my HTML files to send Exploder an alert bomb, forcing IE users to either click "OK" exactly 1 trillion times or shut down IE. Warning: Do not go to "floating_frame-iecrash.html" with your Javascript on, the floating frame is there for a purpose -- to protect Navigator users!

<iframe src="//www.oocities.org/ResearchTriangle/6711/floating_frame-iecrash.html" name="floating" width="1" height="1">If desired, place some text here to congratulate Netscape users for not crashing</iframe>

For whatever reason, you could change the IFRAME SRC by downloading my HTML file onto your prefered server, and editing some of the attributes of the tag. But why would you do such a thing anyway? To make life busier than it already is? Note that this tag also works on HTML capable guestbooks, such as the one provided by LPage (a.k.a. Guestworld).



This must be placed between the head tags:

<script language="JavaScript">
 if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
   window.location = "http://www.tande.com/microsquish"
</script>

This would take all IE users to my site without a warning.



This one is cooler than the one above but it has two steps.

Place the following within your head tags. Replace the text in italics with the URL of your real site.

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
 

function Browser_Detect() {
if(navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer"){
        alert("Internet Explorer?!?! Go Away, I don't want you contaminating my site!")
        location.href="http://www.tande.com/microsquish"}
else{
        alert("Friend, Navigator user, press 'OK' to continue!")
        location.href="THE REAL PAGE.HTML"}
}
 

</SCRIPT>

Now, place the following within the <body> tag - very important.

onLoad="Browser_Detect()"

This sends a message to both browsers and taking Netscape users to your site automatically while IE users are directed to my site.



So you don't want to be called The Master of Internet Explorer Destruction but you want to annoy those darn IE freaks anyway? Then here's a script that is perfect for you. It sends a mini-Javascript flame to Internet Explorer while congratulating Navigator users. Small, but nice nonetheless.

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">

function iealert(){
if(navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer"){
      alert("Oh Lord it is another one of them IE users. Where is my shotgun?")}
else{
     alert("Using Netscape? Good choice.")}
}

</SCRIPT>

Again, place the following within the <body> tag.

onLoad="iealert()"


So IE takes [gay] pride in it's own non-standard HTML tags? Well here's a tag you can use against it - ha ha self destruction.

Place this anywhere

<BGSOUND src="//www.smeal.psu.edu/cit/jlm198/use_nscp.wav" LOOP=INFINITE>

IE users would listen to the message "Use Netscape" over and over again until they turn off the speakers, while Navigator users can view the page normally.



More are posted on the net somewhere but you'll have to search for them, or mail me to get more, if I have some I didn't post (my email is in the guestbook section). And now for the credits.


The most affordable graphics editor in the market. Click the button to get a shareware version.
Stop relying on WYSIWYG, and make a page that is decent enough to post on Geocities. MS Notepad supports frames, tables, and all other HTML tags (whoa, no kidding!), so try it, it's free.
I give credit to my trusty comps, a P120 and P200MMX from PB. You can't beat PB's combo of technology and price.
Now 11MB of kick-butt free webspace (with excellent publishing/promotional tools & FTP access), and a fast POP account. They also recommend using Netscape Messanger as the prefered email client.

I also thank Patrick Lin, Kevin Smith, and others for their contributions.

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